lrienndeseey

I'm really not a bro but I do want you to chill.

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

If a tree falls in a forest but nobody’s there to hear it did it really make a sound? I have a similar question but it’s involving me sleeping and a missing sleeve of thin mints

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@dog_rates He looks like Stanley from The Office

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@SnoopMoose So much love to you Moose ❤️ I’m so sorry

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@khoward7 Not even close my man

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Men feel empowered right now in the worst fucking way.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A Republican judge in Louisiana ordered a rape victim to pay child support to the man who impregnated her as a minor. Jeffrey Cashe used his authority as a family court judge to grant custody of a child to a rapist. This is the country Republicans want.

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Is it weird that I’m kinda bummed that I’ve never gotten picked for jury duty? I never win anything 🥹

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Yesterday I was walking alone down a street behind 2 guys that were very fratty looking. One of them turned around and said to me, “So where are you headed, alone, at night?” to which I replied “none of your damn business”. That’s some Brett Kavanaugh behavior folks ❌

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@bong_sewer I’ll take your wagon wheel and wager you the Red Solo Cup song ☠️

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@laurenboebert How absolutely predictable and ignorant of you lolz

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Yalllll am I the only one seeing the irony that @gucci has Jared Leto as their ad for their fragrance called GUILTY?! Yikes yes he is guilty honey

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@Fred_Delicious Just back here to say I went to college with a dude named Dixrek Beavers 🍆 🦫

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Ope let me pull this one back up 😋

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

To humbly quote myself...

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

To humbly quote myself...

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Met a lady from the Midwest at an all inclusive resort who simply thought trying fried calamari was WILD of her 😂🙈

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

My last first date casually said to me, “I think all women are inherently bisexual!” 😑 Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Facebook marketplace is starting to understand my personal style and predict my needs and I’ve just never felt so terrified and alive and seen all at once

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@markhoppus I have never stopped thinking about this one since 2013

[Gravity Bong Joon Ho @humblebogman]

How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that's a carousel.
I must have it.

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

An object in motion stays in motion? Hello doctor I think my body is breaking the laws of physics because I stop moving as soon as I can

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

@bong_sewer Oooh dill pickle flavored popcorn

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

All I’m saying is we can not trust the individual who discovered kale massaging

[lrienndeseey @brochill69]

Remember the murder hornets? I barely do