Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr

Chair, Treasurer, Director, Teaboy & Cleaner of most organisations in the world. Member of Berkshire Hunt. Known worldwide for my modesty.

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

Oh thank y’all CIEH. The rendition of Bye Bye Mr American Pie was heartwarming. And I did have a fair slice of that pie, didn’t I. All my bags are packed I’m ready to go. Coz I’m leaving on a jet plane, don’t know when I’ll be back again (to rapturous applause). Soz

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
–Lily Tomlin

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

Bumped into me ok china plate today, ‘allo cock’ he said. Woz up? Trouble & strife? Nah, lost me lions lair I told im. Don’t be a burk, get on your ones & twos & join me at the Russell Harty. Joy of joys now a real Landoner like me ‘ol mate Dick von Duck. Chim Chim Cher-ee

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

Out for a few buds with my cousin last night. We chatted about his recent trauma. Being known for being frank, I told him to stop being an arse and to resign if that is what the people want. There are plenty of other fellowships and faux honours he can collect around the world.

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@EHTonyLewis I am surprised that they haven’t asked me to speak, or at least be Treasurer

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@HumaniAmicus @hayespalding @The_CIEH Lovely picture of Jonny (as we call him). Looks fetching in that pink shirt which matches his skin tone. I could give him a big kiss right now❤️

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@EHOinExile @LidlGB You don’t get this with Walmart, Richard, a better class of store.

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@HumaniAmicus @CiehWatch @ACEHOinEngland @HootinRootin @EHTonyLewis Thank you for consulting me AHG. As you probably know I am recognised by the law. In fact I was Treasurer to the group that wrote this Companies Act. I can advise you that is does not cover international appointments #fantastic

[The Hygiene Doctor @HygieneDoctor]

If you want to know more about the new catering industry guide to food hygiene practice then register for this free webinar hosted by the RSPH with Darryl Thomson and me in the chair. https://t.co/bgEpqjYt0d @The_CIEH @EHTonyLewis @HootinRootin please share with colleagues!

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

My beloved dog, Fangtastique, even recognises my achievements

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

Following my very successful time at the Chastised Institute of Engineering Health I have now been awarded The Order of Senior Scientists & Engineers (resigned). Thank you so much for recognising my fantasticness.

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@HumaniAmicus @The_CIEH @DanielOerther @EWBUSA FAN-TAS-TIC Aren’t I great. I guess they were impressed how I turned around the CIEH all on my own.

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

Oh Dom, if only you had contacted me first I could have advised you on how to stay. There was no need to resign. See you in the club next week. Love Danny

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

active listening; ineffective communications; impartiality; adaptability; empathy; leadership; assertive diplomacy and saying ‘fantastic’ a lot. Fantastic, aren’t I just great. 2 of 2

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

This week, I’ve been doing some ‘fantastic’ genius learning (ref: Benjamin Bunny) for colleagues on ‘how to effectively chair a meeting’.
As a world renowned expat in chairing meetings, my focus has always been on 8 things: 1 of 2

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@britpestcontrol @djmeiso Thank you

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@stevebattersby @TheeRatCatcher @BimRandall @PeabodyLDN @catalysthousing @tomemurtha @roddy123 @martinhilditch @mja_owl Absolutely Steve Baby. When I used to sit on my Grandpappy’s knee on his rocking chair on the veranda he would say to me ‘a house is a home, Danny; not an investment’. How true his words still are. Please reference my excellent & fantastic words if you use them. Danny

[Danny Oerther Parody KNoB WANC ToSSEr @brokenchaise]

@ACEHOinEngland @TheeRatCatcher @HumaniAmicus @The_CIEH @hayespalding I absolutely agree @achoo All voting members need to ‘turn up’ on the 27th not to give a view on my cousin, other trustees or the board. Vote for how you want to be represented professionally. See you on LockedUp or whatever it’s called. PS Hope the cold is better