Will Simon

Brood- 1. (noun): a family of offspring 2. (verb): to think anxiously

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@Yankees I buy 3 $129 tickets for sec 211 to take the kids to a day game and now I see the seats directly in front of me are on sale for $36.74?! I’m a dyed in the pinstripe wool fan, but I can’t but feel a little ripped off.

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While I appreciate that you may actually want to protect the children in your care, I think you know that your boss would hold school doors open wide to save his own hide.
Good luck.3/3

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@DOEChancellor I have zero faith that anyone in Mayor Adams current administration will protect non-citizen students.  Mayor Adams folded faster than a dollar store lawn chair.  1/3

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The Mayor will do anything Trump says and that includes allowing ICE, police or military into New York public schools. 2/3

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Red-tailed hawk(?) eating a squirrel right over home plate in @prospect_park (fortunately he finished right before practice started.) @BirdBrklyn

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@blankemon I was enjoying it and was pleasantly surprised that a studio greenlit a straight-up hard boiled noir detectiv……ohhh.

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@blankemon You’ll flip your wig over its stain busting ability, and at only $9.99 it makes no sense at all if you don’t order right now!

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@blankemon Kissinger was a big fan of the bombers, he also liked the Yankees.

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@DOEChancellor If NYC high schools use DIA diversity quotas for admissions (some schools offering up to 88% of their seat before even considering non-DIA students),why also have a lottery system that’s also used to increase diversity? Why are you wearing a belt and suspenders?

[Will Simon @brooklynbrood]

@Glenn__Kenny When you stare into the dream house, the dream house stares back at you.

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It's so hazy, my commute felt like a really dull Jerry Bruckheimer film. #howhazyisit

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It's so hazy, I actually went into a dispensary for a breath of fresh air. #howhazyisit

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It's so hazy, instead of final exams, my kids' schools gave them Voight-Kampf tests. #howhazyisit

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This little guy crashed into our window (near Prospect Park) and now seems pretty stunned. Waiting to see if he can fly on his own, but anyone know what bird this is? @BirdBrklyn

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@blankemon Why’s it always Ed Lauter, Matt?

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@NYPD100Pct Rockaway, as you know, means friendship.

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@blankemon Were your 2 guesses before this weasel and mothball?

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When I first saw this I assumed @blankemon was responsible. Sadly, no.

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@blankemon Pope-ems, the infallible treat for the whole family.

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@NYCMayorsOffice And nothing says summer like a barbecue on the 6 train!