We have a pair of best friends at the Adult Day Care that proves chemistry is real and nothing else matters, bc this 22 yo ginger boy, who is mostly verbal but completely obsessed w lawn mowers and fishing, is legit best friends w an 80something Black lady w dementia who hates every thing except for him, w a smile. They genuinely enjoy each other, they do puzzles and play uno wrong, as well as just sit around, and it makes me so happy I had to tell you in case you also needed to smile about some people instead of being grossed out by them all the time.
I’will never get tired of reminding you that if men were the ones with a uterus, pads and tampons would be free. If men could get pregnant, you’d be able to get the abortion pill OTC, and there would be zero abortion restrictions.
Meet Tuve, our newest baby howler monkey. ⚾🐒
Named in honor of Houston Legend Jose Altuve, Tuve comes from the same region of the world as one of the greatest to ever play the game. Visit the Houston Zoo this week to see Tuve and his family in South America’s Pantanal.
Doc gave me a vitamin D injection cos I had 'dangerously low Vitamin D levels' in my blood and I feel like I could fight godzilla you mother fuckers have had this much energy this whole time????
COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?
OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen.
COLBERT: Is that an endorsement?
OBAMA: It was not