scout.

#Bookworm #INFJ // #Astros #YNWA #TrueCrime

[GoodIlyas @kuzz121]

il faut vraiment être fragile pour avoir peur de monter des escaliers multicolores

[Hetty ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

If a man can’t have a platonic relationship with a women he’s not related to I think he’s weird

[FakaktaSouth @FakaktaSouth]

We have a pair of best friends at the Adult Day Care that proves chemistry is real and nothing else matters, bc this 22 yo ginger boy, who is mostly verbal but completely obsessed w lawn mowers and fishing, is legit best friends w an 80something Black lady w dementia who hates every thing except for him, w a smile. They genuinely enjoy each other, they do puzzles and play uno wrong, as well as just sit around, and it makes me so happy I had to tell you in case you also needed to smile about some people instead of being grossed out by them all the time.

[jelly @bruhjoint]

how i feel asking my non baseball friends if they wanna sit through 3 hours of guys standing and sometimes running with me

[isha @MibshaD]

I’will never get tired of reminding you that if men were the ones with a uterus, pads and tampons would be free. If men could get pregnant, you’d be able to get the abortion pill OTC, and there would be zero abortion restrictions.

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 @jakedc6]

Only the first inning and there’s already a drunk degenerate yelling “cheater!” at Cam Smith, who was 14 years old in 2017.

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

I could do this all night. Give these people a raise.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

SAVE TEXAS FROM WHO?!! THE STATE HAS BEEN RUN BY REPUBLICANS FOR 30 YEARS!

Lord give me strength. 💆🏻‍♀️

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Houston Zoo @houstonzoo]

Meet Tuve, our newest baby howler monkey. ⚾🐒

Named in honor of Houston Legend Jose Altuve, Tuve comes from the same region of the world as one of the greatest to ever play the game. Visit the Houston Zoo this week to see Tuve and his family in South America’s Pantanal.

[scout. @brooklynburning]

@ingridq21 @astros @united

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

@jzux @SamJWeinberg Imagine your significant other sending all of your texts to Anthropic’s severs bruh I’d be livid

[trash jones @jzux]

grounds for divorce

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

Doc gave me a vitamin D injection cos I had 'dangerously low Vitamin D levels' in my blood and I feel like I could fight godzilla you mother fuckers have had this much energy this whole time????

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen.

COLBERT: Is that an endorsement?

OBAMA: It was not