BB.

acts like summer

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911

PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

If I was #theBachelorette I would just give everyone nicknames like on Flavor of Love. Cause I don't know ANY of these names.

[BB. @brubeebs]

sitting at the coffee house wondering, what actually makes this vanilla flavor french?

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

George Bush IS Rose throwing the Heart of the Ocean

[BB. @brubeebs]

waiting for it to be time to drink like

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

In real life has anyone said the words "I can see myself falling in love with you"?

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

One margarita away from texting myself.

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

Between politics and media, our modern world can be overwhelming. Plus, the grocery store has a staggering array of yogurts

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Hoping this season is more Sammi and Ronnie and less Ben and Lauren

[BB. @brubeebs]

when you at @SammyAdams and youre pretty sure most of these kids werent alive when you first saw him🤔 #noworries all night longer?

[BB. @brubeebs]

girls get so self conscious after the #VSFashionShow and im over here like

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

Reminiscing about the days when Pert Plus was revolutionary and we were like, "shampoo PLUS conditioner? THE FUTURE IS NOW"

[BB. @brubeebs]

step it up gentlemen 😴

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

*swirls Yoo-hoo in a brandy snifter*

Yes, politics.

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

Mischief managed. Until next time.

[BB. @brubeebs]

what do you mean you dont have any imaginary boyfriends?

:backs away from clearly unstable female: