Bryant Schaefer

@bschaefer.bsky.social My bio will not be updated for your amusement.

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@MarkJWeather Thunder snow happening in West Akron now. Two quick lightning strikes and heard thunder. No thunder heard after the other lightning strikes (maybe 4 or so?)

[Bryant Schaefer @bryantschaefer]

Hey @tacobell you forgot to put actual food in your food, but I do appreciate the artistically folded up tortilla shell.

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@AriWasserman I’ll be stunned if he makes it to next season, even if he wins at Michigan. He’s had so many chances I don’t see him winning even one meaningful game this season outside of maybe Michigan.

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@ramzy It’s entirely possible that right now some graduate assistant is responsible for changing all the locks on the doors and distributing keys to everyone except Justin Frye

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@ramzy Alabama and Georgia jump to 2 and 3 behind Texas because no one can make up their mind

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

58 years ago today, A Charlie Brown Christmas aired on CBS. 🎄

Here is the original promo as it aired in 1965.

[Bryant Schaefer @bryantschaefer]

Ryan Day = John Cooper

If this is my last post on this hellhole of a website I’m ok with it.

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@Dubsco Checking in.

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Ohio State beat a top ten opponent without their best running back or cornerback available

[Patrick Andres @PAndres2001]

GUS JOHNSON: *spends entire afternoon inventing nicknames*
JENNY TAFT: Stoever's teammates call him Farmer Gronk
JOHNSON: Idk about that one chief

[Bryant Schaefer @bryantschaefer]

Was this actually a thing? Who?

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Some people left Marvin Harrison off their midseason All-America teams. Maybe those people, who probably had Biletnikoff votes last year too, should start watching the games. #GoBucks

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@browns_irish @11W

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@DontrellChillis @roywoodjr I’ve been at my company 5 years and I just ate sushi during one of my recent meetings. Go ahead, sanction me.

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@B1Gfootball @OhioStateOnBTN @PennStateFball @OhioStateFB @AdamBreneman81 It’s really hard to build a list like this when Penn State has only won one time in the past 11 years.

[Bryant Schaefer @bryantschaefer]

If only he wasn’t *counts on fingers* four generations away from the up-and-coming voters who could reelect him.

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

President Biden's favorability rating sinks to 25% among voters under 35 years old via Quinnipiac poll.

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@ViralXfun Just make the straight side angle downward more

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@johnny11w I ….. I just can’t even imagine the threat level next week. It’s just too good. All of it is just too funny. It’s not fair, and I don’t mean them cheating.