Bryce

Spectral | Bay Area | Application Engineer

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

My Professor: “How was the homework assignment? Pretty simple, right?”

Class: *Nodding in agreement*

Me, the dude who just spent 6 hours completing 6 problems:

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

@playnewworld People wouldn’t AFK dodge if the queue wasn’t 20 hours…

[Geraint Evans is: AuDHD @GeraintWorks]

How ADHD people write VS how we have to write.

[Michael Reeves @michaelreeves]

2020 Season 2 kicking off with an absolute BANGER

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

Why is Remag literally Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda? @michaelreeves @GloriousArcadum #brokenbonds

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

cultural impact:

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IceJJFish the beatles

[Innocent Aquarian Banter @Josh_JJay]

This tweet is only for the real gamers.

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

Twitch: “you can no longer call others Simps or Virgins as we consider it cyber bullying.”

Literally everyone: “Hi I’m virgin simp simply simping for my favorite virgins SiMp poggers”

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

@Emaperidol My thought was “Oh it’ll be reasonable after this one.”

Oh how wrong I was...

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

The replies on this tweet make me want to claw my eyes out.

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine

[Zito @_Zeets]

This is such an agonizing video

[esports lsu @EsportsLSU_BR]

😎

[Logan Olson @logan_olson5]

Bump

[meagan @meagarciia]

feeling v cute and accomplished 🧚🏽‍♀️

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I don't wanna hear the survival rate argument anymore. People in NYC had a 99.996% chance of surviving 9/11 and we spent trillions of dollars taking precautions in 20,000 cities across all 50 states, then we spent trillions going to war. COVID killed 94x more Americans than 9/11.

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

The winning moment 🏆 @100Thieves

[ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ♥️👑 @JackDMurphy]

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

@SuzakuR6 I have a g pro that was double clicking and I deleted the Logitech software and it stopped. Don’t know if it’s the reason but may be worth a shot if you don’t use the software.

[Bryce @BryceDartez]

@SuzakuR6 We got seafood gumbo on deck if you’re in to that?

[Dr Ruth Mitchell (she/her/ella) @drruthmitchell]

This this this