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[bryn @brynley23]

@Kaj_Anderson You’ve had this tweet ready to go for almost 2 years

[James @CaucasianJames]

thinking about all the empty olive gardens rn

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how

[annie! @juice_mouth]

when i get put on death row in 2023 for unspeakable crimes and i have to pick a last meal i will pick olive garden and eat the unlimited breadsticks forever so my last meal never ends and they cant kill me

[bryn @brynley23]

@BarberElysia Alright rude

[emma !!! @emma_kronmiller]

im gonna use the poptropica algorithm to name my first born.

welcome to the world prickly chicken<3

[bryn @brynley23]

Growing up is weird cause now my best friends are literally my siblings

[Ahenewaaa 🪷 @ahenewaaa]

“bOoK yOuR oWn aPpOiNtMeNt...” How bout I find me a new mom

[Momma Dun @DunLaura]

Well now that I’ve been awake for two hours I should probably get dressed. Into my daytime pajamas!

[Michelle @michelledimock3]

Remember in middle school you’d be texting someone so consistently you would say “brb” to go like brush ur teeth or somethin instead of just taking an extra 2 mins to reply lol

[bryn @brynley23]

life is like getting tickled. It looks like you're having fun but really you're going through hell

[voice of justice @S4IFF]

The summer that Drake dropped One Dance was a good time in my life

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

🤘

[James @CaucasianJames]

Sorry for not texting back I was too busy being an absolute snack