Brooke Simpson

[Brooke Simpson @bsim611]

@AerLingus hey, how come I can’t book a flight on your app or your website and you don’t have a ticket counter at Cleveland airport and no one can help us over phone or email or WhatsApp ? We’re just trying to get to Amsterdam. Our case # is 12234430 if anyone wants to help!

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

omg

[Brooke Simpson @bsim611]

This tweet aged well

[Ricky Smith @Rickonia]

Baker Mayfield has never lost a playoff game on the road #Browns

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[J.A. Adande @jadande]

I used to think the Kansas City Chiefs played in Kansas. But I was like 12 years old and not the president of the United States.

[Roxy_RemiTv📺 @Roxy_RemiTv]

Your favorite family of 3 graduates tomorrow December 13th 3:30pm 🐶💚🐶👨🏾‍🎓

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

“Out of the hundreds of people Jeffrey Dahmer met in his life, he only killed and ate 17”

[Dave @Mesut_Ausil]

people say the worst part of harry potter is the really long bit of them camping in the woods but actually it's when Hagrid explains there are 29 knuts to a sickle and 17 sickles to a galleon. just an absurd currency system. complete dogshit

[Paul Chelimo🇺🇸🥈🥉🥉 @Paulchelimo]

I wish I could run college cross-country one more time🧐

[Eliud Kipchoge - EGH🇰🇪 @EliudKipchoge]

I don’t know where the limits are, but I would like to go there.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

1:59:40!!! HISTORY!

ELIUD KIPCHOGE BECOMES THE FIRST MAN TO BREAK THE TWO-HOUR BARRIER IN THE MARATHON.

Wow.

https://t.co/jsPmAxfnzt

[Quince Mountain @QuinceMountain]

Leap partied hard last night. #cratelife

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

12 WORLD TITLES.

@allysonfelix officially holds the record for the most world titles after giving birth 10 months ago. #WorldAthleticsChamps

[Noah Droddy @IBuiltTheArk]

Oh boy, not Salazar! I guess sometimes it's the people you'd least suspect!

[SPIKES @spikesmag]

All three of these women became mothers in the last two years.

All three of these women became world champions tonight.

@realshellyannfp 🇯🇲
@allysonfelix 🇺🇸
Liu Hong 🇨🇳

Nothing but respect 👏

#WorldAthleticsChamps

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

President Obama had scandals too. Remember when he wore that tan suit?

[Eric Smith Parody Account @TheBeardedDJ]

DJing a wedding tonight if anyone is asking where I am! The bride & groom even presented me with this thoughtful and hilarious gift. Cc: @Browns

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

We should not nuke hurricanes.