Ben F.

[Ben F. @btfordham]

Ok seriously there's only ONE OTHER SONG ABOUT RAINBOWS

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@taylordexter how is this so f***ing good?

[Ben F. @btfordham]

This is so very sad, you know, we're in his home and this is our fault💔

[James Queally @JamesQueallyLAT]

BREAKING: P-22 was "compassionately euthanized" this morning, according to the California Dept. of Fish & Wildlife's director, due to the serious injuries the mountain lion suffered earlier this week.

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@Heisenbergkamp lol yeah been gettin some real shall we say...mom & pop operations myself

[Ben F. @btfordham]

Sorry but these Baking Show savory bread cakes stuffed with like, smoked heron and asparagus and topped with mayo frosting are absolutely unhinged

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@taylordexter had to make this immediately

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@Heisenbergkamp Sorry buddy, hope you feel better soon!

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@Heisenbergkamp leodicaprio.cheers.jpg

[Ben F. @btfordham]

RIP to an absolute legend 🙏

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Cynthia Plaster Caster, artist known for rock-star penis sculptures, dies at 74 https://t.co/5azchZ1C53

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@Heisenbergkamp I looked up some of his comedy because it's just such a disconnect. Came across a clip of him "playing piano with dick for five minutes." Honestly I lost it, it's hilarious

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@Heisenbergkamp Love to search the Putin tag to get all the latest Putin facts

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@nytimes three bears in a trench coat I knew it

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@emilycarmichael @YouTube hello!!! <3

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@emilycarmichael @YouTube Okay but now I need to watch the whole thing like this. Really though, this is wonderful, congratulations!

[Ben F. @btfordham]

Can't wait to glance at a box of broadband internet service to get all the info I need to make an informed decision for my family's nutrition 🙏

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Thanks to a law passed in 1990, you can glance at a box of macaroni and get all the info you need to make an informed decision for your family’s nutrition.

Soon, you’ll be able to do the same with broadband Internet service. https://t.co/ZozggB3FlO

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@merrittk Big enough for it to carry me away in its clutches

[Ben F. @btfordham]

(to be clear, I love word games and I'm doing the one everyone's playing right now, post on, fellow nerds!)

[Ben F. @btfordham]

Nerds getting absolutely flamed for doing word puzzles is a tradition that dates as far back as 1925 (courtesy of the amazing Public Domain Review https://t.co/qZGP8tveGS)

[Ben F. @btfordham]

@Heisenbergkamp Nate's been replaced by one of those AI writing programs that have figured out syntax and grammar but just spit out nonsense otherwise

[Ben F. @btfordham]

"It is raining. This is the time when we tweet about the rain." --Los Angeles

[Ben F. @btfordham]

"Oh buddy you fucked up big time" -- foil, to me, when I accidentally roll three extra feet out of the container