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Art. Animals. Social Justice. Laughter. Wannabe spelunker. Other stuff probably

[btof @btof]

"Okay, sir, that vanity plate is available but your insurance spikes 13000% & you can no longer be w/in 50ft of cats"

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

My god

[Rania Khalek @RaniaKhalek]

Wow, it turns out I played a role in pushing Ta-Nehisi Coates to look more deeply into Palestine.

I was the woman who yelled on the mic about Palestine and got shouted down at his event with Jeffrey Goldberg, it was at the Sixth & I synagogue in DC I think in 2014.

That was really hard to do, I remember being very nervous about saying what I said. I’m so proud I did it.

If anyone reading this knows Ta-Nehisi, please tell him thank you for listening and for his willingness to learn and speak out.

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

i often revisit this Ta-Nehisi Coates interview (nov ‘23) where he spoke out on Gaza—& put the whole silent literary/media world on notice🔥

“dropping bombs on children, on refugee camps.. i worry for the souls of people who can do this & sleep at night”

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

When a majority of voters are demanding a ceasefire & an end to the genocide, it is completely out of touch & disgraceful for the DNC to deny Palestinian Americans a voice at the convention.

Michelle Obama implored us all to do something. I’m imploring our party to do better.

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

he wasn’t a “cheater.” his hypersexuality was an ADHD response

[scharpling @scharpling]

Imagine having lived the life that Bernie Sanders has lived and yet you have to participate in this conversation without jumping off a roof

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to know if Kamala Harris is really Black. So we talked to three unvaccinated Trump supporters at a Wendy's in Toms River.

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

This is what a dream coming true looks like. How to Die Alone. September 13.
Only on @Hulu. #BuckleUp

[i’m normal @boners]

People keep calling men Greek gods when they are Keebler elfs at most

[trash jones @jzux]

there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name is Peter

[Giovanni Colantonio @MarioPrime]

My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”

[The Best Show with Tom Scharpling @bestshow4life]

Tom talks Joe Pera, Jo Firestone, Dan Licata and Conner O’Malley!

[btof @btof]

What scum

[sami @hellosami]

So why did your managing director Jonathan Kaye punch a black woman at Brooklyn Pride yesterday?

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

Louisiana is in deep trouble. This is murderous, sociopathic.

[The Best Show with Tom Scharpling @bestshow4life]

THIS WEEK, TOM RATED EVERY IMAGINABLE THING ON A 1-10 SCALE. HERE ARE THE RESULTS

[The Best Show with Tom Scharpling @bestshow4life]

TOM SCHARPLING: JOKE MIND VIRUS. https://t.co/Tib5z0vW3i