Dr. Bethany C

I'm like the Joan Cusack character in the romantic comedy of your life.
She/her.
#BLM

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

I'm pretty sure the moment you actually become an adult is when you can correctly portion out pasta. Is this enough for one person or six people? There's no way to know for sure until it's over.

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

.@Verizon can you tell me why after months and months, probably nearly a year, and many calls to tech support Y'all still haven't managed to fix the recurring issue where my phone occasionally doesn't receive text messages? This is ridiculous.

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

No yellow
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[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

Me and a friend just started reading #CrescentCity and there are several baddies that are the worst in this book #HarryPotter

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

I came on here to make sure I wasn't the only one who thought the gauntlet in Fourth Wing was just a Ninja Warrior course. I feel validated.

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

@heartofnia The gauntlet is for sure a Ninja Warrior course.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"One woman could barely get words out through her tears. Another ran to the restroom as soon as she was done, wordless, wretched sobs wracking her tiny body. A third threw up on the witness stand."

One year since the fall of Roe, women are suffering because of abortion bans. 

https://t.co/OScXQqoh7T

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

@heartofnia

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

@RachelPluck I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Taylor this hangover is your fault

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My brother apologizing to the social media team at Johnson and Johnson because they are making it harder to treat tuberculosis and he’s about to come get them 😳

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

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[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

I HAVE RETURNED TO MAIN because I am FURIOUS that @JNJGlobalHealth is preventing millions from accessing life-saving treatment with bedaquiline, thereby costing innumerable lives and increasing the global risk of multidrug-resistant tuberculosis. https://t.co/AbTdNzC1Sm

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

Is this real life? Halp. Also what is the alternative to (FBI's Version) here?

[FBI Washington Field @FBIWFO]

Justice is better than revenge. You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now. Call 1-800-225-5324 or visit https://t.co/t8G7LO4hxu to submit a tip.

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

Went to the zoo today and got this pic for you, @hankgreen

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

A visual representation of the book I'm currently reading:
#plottwist

[Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka]

Under Kentucky law, the governor no longer chooses a replacement on their own in the event of a Senate vacancy

[Dr. Bethany C @btown522]

Ronald is a gem. That is all. #JuryDutyonFreevee

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

The Netflix tech team rn