BowTiedTestosterone

Natural Testosterone Optimization | Exposing TRT Myths & Metabolic Fixes for Men | Not Medical Advice

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

According to research, only roughly 1 out of 10 men are still on TRT after 10 years.

Despite what some market as “lifetime optimisation,” research suggests 9 out of 10 men eventually walk away from testosterone replacement therapy.

Plus data from nearly 57,000 men as proof 🧵

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

My wife mentioned a nice private school over dinner this week
She said the campus was beautiful
I asked what's the tuition
She said we should look at it as an investment in him not a cost
I made a note
She said don't make a note
I said I always make notes
She said this isn't a deal
I said everything is a deal
She closed her eyes

She said we'd discuss it Saturday
I agreed

Saturday 7:02am
She came downstairs in her Saturday robe
Coffee in hand
I had my cargo shorts on

The dining room had been cleared
The projector was on
The analyst was at the head of the table
Quarter zip on, three iced coffees, a legal pad, and two laptops
He had been there since 6:44am

I texted him at 11:14pm Friday
The text said dining room 6:45am bring the model
He sent a thumbs up

My wife stopped in the doorway
She said what is this
I said you said you wanted to discuss it
She said this is not a discussion
I did not respond
She sat down anyway

The analyst stood
He said good morning ma'am
She did not respond
He sat back down
A printed deck in front of each seat
A fourth copy in case

Slide 1 Tuition Schedule
$38,500 per year
Thirteen years
$500,500 nominal
Before escalators
The school has raised tuition 4.2% per year for a decade
With escalators $648,000
My wife said okay
I said I'm not done

Slide 2 Opportunity Cost
Even before escalators
$38,500 invested annually
10% nominal return
S&P long-run average since 1928
By his eighteenth birthday $944,000
My wife said we can afford it
I said I know that's not the slide

Slide 3 Terminal Value at Age 65
$83 million
She was quiet

The analyst slid the sensitivity tables across the table
8% return $31 million
10% return $83 million
12% return $222 million
She did not look

She said this isn't about money
I said it's always about money
She said no it isn't
I said then what is it about
She did not answer

She said you can't put a dollar value on his teachers his classmates his environment
I said I can the analyst already did slide 6
He flipped to slide 6
She did not look

She said the school is the best in the city
I said best is a feeling
She said it produces the best students
I said the students were already the best before they got there

She said our son deserves it
I said our son deserves $83 million

My son walked in
He is five
Dinosaur pajamas
He looked at the projector
He looked at the open deck on the table
He looked at slide 3
He said are we modeling pre-tax or after-tax
The analyst opened a new tab
My wife looked at the ceiling

He said what's the discount rate
The analyst set down his pen
She closed her eyes

He said is this the same return assumption from the 529 conversation
The analyst stopped typing
He looked at me
I did not say anything

She stood up
Sat back down

He said dad can I help
I said yes
He pulled up a chair
The analyst handed him a printout
He started reading

My wife watched him read
She watched him for a long time

She said his name
He looked up
She said do you like school
He said the work is too easy and the kids don't ask questions

She did not respond
She looked at the ceiling
She walked out of the room

The analyst started packing up
He said should I follow up Monday sir
I said no follow up needed

He'll be fine

Sent from my iPhone

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@mattjay @mattjay let me know when you approve an option, will add it to my to do list

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@trq212 I've had serious issues with getting consistent html outputs for design/layout. Got any tips?

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@_sholtodouglas Why is it when I use the mobile app it always limits the conversation to a few more than 5 messages?

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@bcherny @WeLivetoServe @sickdotdev I use vscode and don't have this / command...?

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@scubaryan_ Impressed he made it through the whole thing completely dead pan. Didn't skip a beat.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

One day your sons will say “This is how my dad taught me” or “I’m not my father, I’ll never be like him”

The decision is yours

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@ravikiran_dev7 @bcherny

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@zaidkdahhaj Massive congrats!

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

THE Ballsmaxxing Holy Trinity:

Your balls are extremely sensitive to oxidative stress. Vitamin E, selenium, and taurine are your best tools to maximize testicular mass and sperm production.

Vitamin E: Fat-soluble antioxidant that protects the testes and sperm cell membranes from oxidative damage by reducing lipid peroxidation. Widely studied for its ability to protect the testes when exposed to insults such as heavy metal exposure.

Selenium: Key component of antioxidant enzymes like glutathione peroxidase, protects sperm and testes from oxidative damage produced by ROS. Studies have shown that pairing selenium with vitamin E enhances testicular protection.

Taurine: Acts as both an antioxidant and osmolyte, protects the Leydig cells, Sertoli cells, and sperm membranes from oxidative stress and mitochondrial dysfunction. Popularly used in post cycle therapy protocols to support recovery of testicular function.

[thedeafrow @theDeafRow]

Okay so we know vitamin E grows the balls, but what grows the shaft?

[🌞HELIOS🌞 @helios_brah]

First getting into health this meme seemed so funny/true

Turns out you'd have to be completely fucking retarded to NOT FIND info that "world's top scientists and doctors missed"

Because its literally "world's top scientists and doctors" job to ACTIVELY and PURPOSEFULLY miss it

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@hiarun02 @bcherny what's going on? I am also burning usage at ridiculous speeds compared to days ago.

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@SinaiLawFirm @AdLawyer 😆 You didn't ask, did you...

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@levelsio Snake plants produce oxygen at night time

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@catpoopburglar @ramit 💀

[keeno ✧ @ayekeeno]

Call Her Daddy host Alex Cooper advises women to stop worrying about giving the wrong impression on first dates and to F*CK their date to avoid wasting time 💀🤔

“a man won’t just ghost you because you f*cked him on the first date, a man already knows”

[Tanya @tanyaelisabethh]

My parents almost got divorced one summer because my moms best friend got divorced

A close friend getting divorced increases your chance of getting divorced by 75%

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@ThinkInPeach Join an expensive gym and go to events

[BowTiedTestosterone @BTTestosterone]

@bluewmist Suicide isn't an option. If you hold that you have no choice but to push on.

Also a LOT can change in 24 hours. You're life can U turn pretty dam quickly. Most pain is transient so don't despair, it's often momentary