Bubble Capital ™️

Quant Trader — all posts are satire

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@girdley @jaybsauceda are you implying we raze big bend to put up multi-family housing units for infinite squatemalans?

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@devahaz What’s the matter, your dead gods didn’t listen?

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@EricBalchunas @HayekAndKeynes @denitsa_tsekova @isabelletanlee Best I can do is a ham sandwich

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@choffstein @bennpeifert Cmon man, did you see how much he posted on X? Way too much to be doing any real work of value. If I was an allocator and saw that I’d run for the hills

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@ScottPh77711570 @bennpeifert Managed*

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@Jimmyjude13 @bennpeifert It’s -30% we’d be lucky to see him working at Starbucks

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@MidwestHedgie @DeepDishEnjoyer He was spending more time on X than most people do at work. I don’t recall saying anything about “progressive” but nice Freudian slip.

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@agupta its paper trades bro, relax

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@GavMcCracken Just don’t hold any oil during ny hours, easy

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@quantian1 Bro larps as a quant and spends his weekends trying to dunk on heavyweights

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@tylermacro10 So what’s you’re preferred trade here if you think this is getting wrapped up (albeit longer than most expect)

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@Geo_papic Embarrassing way to out yourself as a complete idiot, very cool

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@DonMiami3 Reporting for duty

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@iLike31415 @longironcondor I guess he forgot about the “oil factor”

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@EnergyPeddler Largely agree but don't Israel's objectives go counter much of this? They want the regime gone and will do whatever it takes to keep the US in.

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@Kacper_PK_CH Almost certainly they’d drop more on news of a ceasefire or end, with a whipsaw back intraday. Though I think the floor is closer than people think.

[Bubble Capital ™️ @bubbletrublecap]

@Crowded_Mkt_Rpt Is he still alive, has anyone checked on him?

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@DeepDishEnjoyer For a supposed serious trader you seem to care a lot about the kiddy pool