a stoned ape

golf is for people who can’t fish

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@SummersJohns69 @sam_gzstrength wasn’t sprinting with my phone on that one but here’s tuesday

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@SummersJohns69 @sam_gzstrength monday? i promise you it’s not that hard. now 3 in a row is different, but every sort of in shape person should be able to push themselves for one mile

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@SummersJohns69 @sam_gzstrength i can only bench 245 but i hit all
the other marks and i guarantee you me and most people i know that lift with could put up at least one 6 minute mile

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

redownloaded hinge just to get liked by 2 fat girls and delete it 10 minutes later

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@GreenB605 @adele_bloch normal people: hey man can you drop me off at the airport? i’ll give you 40$ and buy you a beer when i get back!

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@Slushy_AUT @cheezyxmaster2 @sophieraiin because capitalism relies on a functional society. men spending thousands a year on porn are not, and have never been, part of a functioning society.

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@paleonormie meanwhile the east (yesterday)

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@CarDen1974 @shutuproastie @alex_abads 80% of fat girls in this country are 2-4 months of hard dieting/cardio away from a 8/10 body. the problem is none of them want to do it, and would rather go to pilates with a pink water bottle to give them the illusion of hard work.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

decided to live life

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@rg_brewski @ScottKacsmar that was mostly lars tbf

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

redownloading all social media today to see who gets unfollowed #tallerthanyourbf

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@kamzuha1 i’ve flashed v5’s more times than i’ve kissed a women on the lips

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When I see that "sorry I have a bf" girl at the gym on Valentine’s Day

[Phillip Sura @crocwearer3]

I didn’t have a girlfriend in high school so now I’ll be a socially stunted chud for the rest of my life

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@LTCornbread69 you’re driving a honda and drinking a high noon.

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@wodemingzishii @the_P_God literally those woods

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@GordonToms80887 @Boenau it’s in the middle of the most walkable city in america i guarantee you none of them drove. probably all college kids

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@LFauexProd hey my names pierre i’m from france my country is getting overrun by million of violent muslims and there’s nothing i can do about it

[a stoned ape @buckoblazin]

@VerdictMMA volk 235