Burt Reynolds Stan Account

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

the world you grew up in no longer exists

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Absolute chokehold

[onion person @CantEverDie]

still an all timer to me

[Burt Reynolds Stan Account @buffoonworld]

@jakebrodes Lets just say the Kicker would be making a guest appearance...

[PancreasNoWork @PancreasNo]

Call me Gooneral Beatvious because I was trained in your hog cranker arts by Count Goonku

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve been working on a new App for Trolls and Haters.. What cha think???

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

IN MY HOME. WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS. WHERE MY ADULT CHUD SON GOONS.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Green Day talking about food: It’s protein and some vegetables, and in the end it’s rice

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Israeli terrorism.

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

A good photographer is worth his weight in gold

[POPULAR FRONT @PopularFront_]

🇮🇪 #Ireland - 🇬🇧 #UK: Archival footage showing IRA Volunteers hijacking and destroying British trains in response to marches organised by loyalists through nationalist areas in 1997.

(📹 via @dublinbhoy_ on IG)

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

We grew up so poor we could only see Le Miserable. It was just one miserable up there, wavin' a flag and singin' and firin' a cannon and whatnot.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

they’re calling it the worst impression of all time

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

there are theme parks in mainland china where you can LARP as the Revolutionary Patriotic Masses storming a fortress of the Japanese Occupiers

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

court eunuch sent you a post:
"my royal whisperer's latest secret is i love you."
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court eunuch sent you a post:
"never trust how you feel about the kingdom after waking up."
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court eunuch sent you a post:
"who up trusting they loyal advisor😂."
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[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Burt Reynolds Stan Account @buffoonworld]

@bobo_circus *Desperately craving a cig during a shift at the factory* Damn I cant wait until break time to look cool and kinda mysterious. If I don't get to act French for 20 minutes I'm going to lose my shit

[chloe @yandhiisntreal]

yo but if there's a son of baconator that means... the baconator...

my man 😂🤝