bug

waiting for the day I can finally donate my organs. 23. she/her. 💖💜💙

[bug @buggtwiddies]

don’t worry, it’s a wig 🤪

[trash jones @jzux]

i have literally never been bodied so hard by a targeted ad

[⚔ twitchy lesbian boy ⚔ @violet_octopi]

How is this only like $2k, this would be priceless to me

[waliu @idek_tb]

the rotisserie chicken at walmart trying to convince me to buy it

[bug @buggtwiddies]

@dsw_us really played me today. gave me two left shoes smh

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

the process of buying a podcast mic in america needs to be made as or more difficult than buying a gun

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“girl dinner” the whale whispers to itself before devouring an entire krill civilization

[bug @buggtwiddies]

she in pancake mode fr 😤

[audrey @foldyrhands]

do you think amy and annie ever explored each other's bodies

[bug @buggtwiddies]

it’s me, i’m white boys

[lane ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ @lane_wolfe_]

white boys will literally reply like this

[breebunn @breebunn]

me when my friend hasn’t touched the side pickle that came with their meal

[bug @buggtwiddies]

seeing mutuals at byu graduation is an unexpected surprise

[bug @buggtwiddies]

twitter blue is like that one u2 album

[bug @buggtwiddies]

@phoebeannek oh agreed, the plot is my teenage dream (and in many ways my adult one too)

[bug @buggtwiddies]

the mindy project genuinely feels like fanfiction

[Secret CFO of Antifa @Thereapper69]

@davidhogg111 Now now

[bug @buggtwiddies]

sometimes i feel smart, but just now someone told me the queen died last year and i straight up thought she was still alive 💀