Jack Bukowski

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Genuinely the worst penalty I’ve seen at this world cup, how does a top player like Akanji play a penalty kick like that

[Conn @ConnCFC]

This video is genius. I promise you, you won’t regret watching it

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un egipcio fue a grabar la tristeza de los hinchas Argentinos
Pero termino grabando la remontada y los festejos por la victoria
No lo podia creer

[Antonio @tuititeando]

El tuit más infravalorado de la historia.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

New CEO of Fox Studios

[Troll Football NP🇳🇵 @FootballTrollNP]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs World Cup

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Hand Messi a Gatorade nigga @Cristiano

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I'ts geniuenly terryfying that this is geniuenly a good half the people who vote are just like this girl

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

OK. So Helen’s beauty sparks a war.

Athena is a strategic goddess guiding Odysseus.

Penelope embodies clever loyalty.

Circe turns men into pigs, which frankly is still the most realistic female character arc in literature.

Calypso traps the hero on an island for seven years.

Cassandra can literally see the future but nobody listens, making her the first woman in recorded history to experience a meeting.

The Sirens weaponize music.

Nausicaa saves Odysseus when he washes up naked and useless.

Andromache gives one of the most devastating anti-war speeches in the Iliad.

Hecuba is basically the emotional wreckage of empire in human form.

Aphrodite starts half the problems in Western civilization by being hot and petty.

Hera is running divine opposition research.

Thetis gets Zeus involved because Achilles is having a workplace dispute.

But apart from Helen, Athena, Penelope, Circe, Calypso, Cassandra, the Sirens, Nausicaa, Andromache, Hecuba, Aphrodite, Hera, and Thetis...

WHAT HAS HOMER EVER DONE TO GIVE FEMALE CHARACTERS ATTENTION?

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

REPORT: Jeff Metcalf, the father of Austin Metcalf, received a “cease and desist”, directing him to stop using the phrase “Watermelon Felon,” claiming the term is “privately copyrighted/patented,” valued at $100 million in .999 pure silver, and owned by a “Foreign Trust.”

It referenced the “New Moon” as part of the date and demands that he remove the phrase not only from social media, but from his “mouth” and “vocabulary.” To top it off, it threatens legal consequences if he doesn’t comply within seven days.

Here’s the problem: copyright law doesn’t protect short phrases, patents don’t protect words, and simply dressing a document up with barcodes, seals, and references to trusts doesn’t magically give it legal authority. If this was intended to intimidate a grieving father into silence, it missed the mark.

I asked Jeff to send me a video that perfectly captured how he felt about this cease-and-desist. So… here you go. 👇

It appears CitySide Records can take their “cease and desist” and shove it right up their fourth point of contact.

I will share the letter in the thread.

[lorem ipsum @altashanta]

AY NO PUEDE SER AJAJKSJAKSJA

Speed estaba llorando en su auto, se acercó un nene argentino a mostrarle una imagen impresa de Ronaldo llorando Y SE RE CALENTÓ

[Modo Scaloneta 🇦🇷🏆 @ModoScaloneta]

JAJAJAJ ESTOY LLORANDO, QUE LE MOSTRABA UN ARGENTINO A SPEED 😭😭😭

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Fuck nigga had to get bullied into being a good father. LMFAO

[cartonero @flanchota]

está chica se hizo viral por ser igual a haaland

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

H I S T O R Y 🇳🇴

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

“Como te vas a alegrar que Ronaldo quede fuera en su último mundial”

MI REACCIÓN MÁS TRANQUILA

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Fox Cameraman finding all the crying Brazilian kids in the crowd

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“You cannot celebrate Ronaldo’s international career ending in tears”

Me:

[Perc Nowitzki @Trisbenoit_]

I watch dis nigga shoot anything everyday

[سـيـدْرَة🇸🇾🇲🇦🤍 @cidra_ra]

😭😭😭????