sarah

please clap

[sarah @bulbascream]

if magneto was real i would be safe from him because i am anemic

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

gonna air fry a hotdog for 120 minutes and see what happens

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The fact that someone from The Onion had to have a meeting with the Sandy Hook families and go “I’m sorry for your loss but do you guys want to do something really funny” is the wildest part of the InfoWars purchase

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

please get vaccinated, i really want to return to conveyor belt sushi restaurants and shout "touch that tuna nigiri and i'll fucking kill you" to a customer sitting counter-clockwise of me

[andrew 2.0 @mrnastynodrama]

Really good Facebook group

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

she tried to promote abstinence on a college campus 😂

[TTI @TikTokInvestors]

Finally, a good TED talk.
https://t.co/niD7oyE87S

[sarah @bulbascream]

biologist to starbucks barista pipeline but we make it worse

[TTI @TikTokInvestors]

The rant is annoying but that seatbelt got me infuriated lmao.

[sarah @bulbascream]

@mrdbrd MIRANDAAAAAAAAAAAA

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Applying for jobs with a friend and putting (Bonded pair, must hire together) on resume

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

gauss 🤝🏽 gymbros

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

🍔🐞

[sarah @bulbascream]

fun new twitter bug where i am completely unable to retweet

[wint @dril]

pleased to partner with the following brands to deliver the next great american computer game . More to come

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

Your mid twenties is for losing your mind a little bit