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IT, shitposting and weather complaints

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL I suggest to move vaccination facilities to hema. People go there all the time and "free tompouce" sign will attract way more random people than ggd campaign

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL "It was so sudden especially after we saw it coming" (c)

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL The only thing is certain for me now is that I need another drink

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@DutchNewsNL Can we already admit that people are not very reliable in this matter and move on?

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL Ok I give up to understand how it all works here

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL Wait I thought this cabinet has already resigned

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL The first five years of pandemic are always the hardest ones

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL So that was all forseen?

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL Ok google show me nice beaches in the Netherlands and if there are places to rent that are cheaper than the rent of penthouse in Amsterdam center

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL Thanks god gym twitter is safe today

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@DutchNewsNL

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@AmandavMulligen It might be a bird, right?

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@XpertChristy There was a paper comparing nutritional value of avocados to chances of injuring yourself with knife to get the seed out. Long story short - not worth eating it

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

QA spiders must be psyched

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@niemelasaraaa ✨back up all those documents and check that your backups are valid

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 2009, a South African IT company showed that it was 25 times faster to send a 4GB SD card 50 miles by carrier pigeon than it was to use the country’s national internet provider Telkom.

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@DutchNewsNL Spoiler alert!
No

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@waitbutwhy Whatever not corona related will be existing right now

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@Eden_Eats Any ideas how to monetize this skill?

[Maru @bumblebee_42]

@sarocodes I am surprised that people are surprised about the correlation between biases people have and that those biases manifest themselves in people's work