it's standard time now (the bad one)

Season the meats of production

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

Give me public transit and a quick death

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@BayAreaClipper is there another outage? my card with a pass on it says "insufficient value", and when I go in the app to check on it says I'm logged in but doesn't not show my cards or name or anything. same as a few weeks ago.

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

should have her watching Bam drop Ape and Phil

[Jon Crotty @JohnCrottyNBA]

First day on this earth and she’s watching Bam drop 80

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@sfchronicle jesus christ are y'all paying a single fucking editor in 2026?

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

The basic problem with the Democrats' quest for a "liberal Joe Rogan" is that what they substantively want is a Cumtown or Chapo that is controlled loyal opposition, which misses why those shows are popular in the first place.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

ME AFTER ATTEMPTING TO HEAVE MY BODY INTO THE MACHINERY OF EMPIRE TO SLOW THE GEARS EVEN SLIGHTLY: yeowch!! owie!!!!!!! oofa doofa!!!!!!!!!!!

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@PharaohOfX @PicturesFoIder that ain't sprawl

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@love_mehca @PicturesFoIder there's NO traffic

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@precompute_ @JimmyDPooper he's a cat who hates Mondays

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@JimmyDPooper will you reply to the crops with the corresponding full strips?

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

@EliManning Transit

[Podcasting is Praxis @PraxisCast]

*Whispering into our air fryer* President Xi we stand ready, our country yearns for high-speed rail

[Devin 🌱 Thomas O'Shea @devintoshea]

yeah Conner omalley’s stuff is about dude stuff and not the disgusting and violently stupid nature of late capitalism

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

you guys are going to lose forever if this is the only analysis you are willing to do

[brian @brianonhere]

the leftist position is that people’s positions, even if horrific, have roots in their material reality. the liberal position as best i can tell is that 20-30% of the country has an irredeemably evil soul. i guess im going with the one you could actually do something about.

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Nothing to see here, just a centrist losing by half a million votes in a state where leftwing labor policy won.

[it's standard time now (the bad one) @bummerschool]

San Franciscans are ghouls