Cethany Bollins

I think you might be ready for this jelly

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

“Your post was sent". To whom? i just wanted to tweet

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

If someone could send me the vid of the bride whose hotel room got double booked and she walked in on them because x refreshed when I went to plug my headphones and I wish to watch a crash out while I drink wine and eat potatoes

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Just met someone also from England in Canada “oh you’re from Brighton? Yeah you have that vibe”

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Me

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Literally all I talk about

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Exposure therapy to horrible behaviour from my situationship so every we time we hang out the shit he does hurts less and less until im cured and dgaf.

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Just said “night night little one” to my diffuser after it beeped when it turned off if you wanna know how single I am.

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

@sunspira_ @wedge_shaped This might be my favorite comment of all time

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

You ever wanna kill yourself but don’t wanna be found lookin ugly so waiting for a skinny good hair day

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

This is the most stressful thing I’ve ever seen and now I don’t think I should ever have kids

[Matt Bateman @mbateman]

My 18mo’s inner teacher is apparently telling him “Jump down in a way that risks a fall.”

He does this even when he knows how to get down 100% safely. He *seeks* this specific risk.

He injures himself often (never seriously). This does not deter him; he tries again right away.

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Dating guys is like being given a bingo card of disappointments and then stamping them off one by one with every interaction

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Women too busy being killed by men to commit suicide (also statistically women do attempt suicide more but often not as “violent” methods so don’t “complete” and that is without even delving into the potential issue that female suicide rates are not as studied)

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Every fucking time I see a quote that I think is from a member of the Tory party, it’s from this fucking globend

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The damage done to Stonehenge is outrageous. Just Stop Oil are pathetic. Those responsible must face the full force of the law.

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

I actually don’t think people understand the meaning of the word perpetuating because absolutely, she was not solely to blame for unrealistic beauty standards but my god have her and her family continued to perpetuate that huge fucking issue

[‏ً @marenyearly]

Surely the quotes don’t genuinely believe that a 17 yo girl getting lip filler and being coy about it set up the system of unrealistic beauty standards for women that existed long before her

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

@britthates Snot miner

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

@ninaservingcunt I don’t have TikTok but if I did this would be the only account I’d follow. She is my dopamine hit

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

LV Distorted Sunglasses by Virgil Abloh.

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

@LondonDrugs @MaybellineCAN Granville Street Vancouver

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

@LondonDrugs why are you just retaping and selling half used make up products??? You can hear and feel the mixer balls in these @MaybellineCAN lip colours which only happens after they’re running low. So unhygienic! This wasn’t the only thing that clearly had been used

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Oh dear god as I typed it I realise you don’t have soda guns in your bars and even coke is served in cans, god help us all

[Cethany Bollins @bunnylake]

Dear North America, I need to clear something up, what is it I need to ask for when I just want fizzy water from the same gun that you pour coke cause I keep being served cans