keyboard warrior

👨🏻‍💻 collecting dopamine winning internet fights successfully defending my favorite teams, athletes, ideologies and common sense

[keyboard warrior @burnerdevice]

@HolderStephen Worst WR room we have had in years and that’s hard to fathom given how bad we are at WR every year

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@mehdirhasan Mehdi is so close to just pulling the rip cord here and coming out of the closet. Soon the hate he has for Jews will feel too good expressing it and the social and economic benefit of taking antisemitism even more mainstream will be too irresistible

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@sophaller Legend

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@AngryMariners Chone Figgins was worse

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@itsrosesm Yeah the biased mob turning politics into their religion isn’t right because they’re the loudest

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Never saw this even before the injury. We are SO back

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

Extra bounce from @Hali 🔥

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@Skramerwrites All because a guy wouldn’t shake his hand. Absolutely cursed since then

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@EYakoby Eyal same team. As we know words matter. Genuinely curious about strategy here. Does exaggerating or inflating narratives move the needle because you have reach + scale more than it risks credibility? Both sides have the same playbook but our truth doesn’t need sensationalism

[keyboard warrior @burnerdevice]

Underrated tweet

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

LeBron’s the first person to move from Bel Air to West Philadelphia.

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@CLew2620 Aren’t we just underperforming with guys we made moves on

[Pacers Post Up @PacersPostUp]

So let me get this straight…

We watched Tyrese go down in Game 7.

Endured the worst season in franchise history.

Lost out on a top-4 pick in the lottery.

Sat through the Knicks insufferable title run.

But now — Tyrese is back.

Pascal is the most slept-on No. 2 in the league.

Zubac gives us one of the NBA’s best bigs.

Nembhard. Nesmith. McConnell. This roster is built with DAWGS.

And now we get the chance to…

Crash the Giannis-to-Miami party.

Remind New York who’s their daddy.

AND End LeBron’s farewell ring chase?

BRING. IT. ON.

[keyboard warrior @burnerdevice]

@PolymarketSport This has wnba energy

[Seattle Mariners ON Tap @MarinersONTap]

Colt Emerson becomes the 3rd Mariners player in history to have 4 hits as a 20 year old in a single game!

Ken Griffey Jr.
Alex Rodriguez
Colt Emerson

[keyboard warrior @burnerdevice]

It’s time

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Colt Emerson to be called up by the Mariners, per @RyanDivish.

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@JakeElrod44 I’m ok with it. Just saying even at that, we still need to invest in WR

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You know Myles Turner is going to bed every night with his Legos thinking about Indiana more than ever

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Hoodie garland hahahahaha

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On this first night of Hanukkah, we light the menorah just like Grandpa Phil is about to light up the Seattle Seahawks. LFG @Colts

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@TheDestinAdams Crazier things have happened