Ian Burns

EVERY ENDING IS A NEW BEGINNING. YOUR LUCKY NUMBER IS NONE. YOUR LUCKY COLOUR IS DEAD.

[marzy ✨ @weirdnotwild]

Team USA guys making their 4 team trade lists

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

The Unending Light of 1000 Lamps.

Duluth, Minnesota

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

There seems to be some confusion on this app about what does and does not constitute being in contact with the bag.

Here is a textbook example of a player who initially touches the bag safely but then comes off the bag and is tagged out. Hope this helps.

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

train dog in the criterion closet

[JAKE G is seething @JAKEGco]

are you allowed to twerk during the dramatic part of morning person ?

[KevinJPettit @KevinJPettit3]

Me and the boys hitting the Criterion van

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there except for Natalie Portman's biological father in Heat

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

And it appears that… my god…he’s ordered 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 fries, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers and 155 taters

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

“and it appears that… yes, it appears that this whole concert is a trap”

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[Ian Burns @burns2fast]

It’s nice being at a show at Wooly’s and not stressing as I watch to see if the wild would win there first playoff round between sets

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

Anyway

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

Dudes be like “Joyce manor is our biggest influence” and then write 4 minute songs

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Science

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Cannot believe Danhausen won both the NBA Championship and The Stanley Cup all
in one weekend.

Congratulations Hurricanehausens.