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Here is a place of disaffection
Time before and time after
In a dim light

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@JPFinlayNBCS Brandon Coleman audition for a job season starts now

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@MarkZuckerman You start to wonder whether he has orders from the front office to play the analytics move, whether it makes any real life sense or not.

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@allie__voss @AtletiRoma Did you know that at the shelter you can choose any dog, even one that's not a pit bull?

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@minilek

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@martyrdison

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@alittleleader Good bit in the new Louis CK special (yes, I know) about how meaningless this is. What good is the answer if there's only one answer? It's not like you can say No and the jury gets the instruction that you're probably lying.

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@klwoodjr And people are right that you'll have to wait for Angelo's. But you can walk around the Italian market while you do. Nothing like it. Genuinely cool.

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@klwoodjr Also, American Sardine Bar is a great south Philly spot with good drinks and excellent food. Get a Sardine sandwich!

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@dapperdripp @shreyabasu003 No, he looks like an A-rab

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@Amtrak @KingJames Dare you to post the daily delay statistics for the NER and Acela. What if LeBron wants to get to work on time?

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@GrantPaulsen Do you think the people who make the decision about whether to trade for a player won't notice him unless he's on national TV?

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@nats27champs @klwoodjr The Santa Maria was well deserved, sadly.

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@DCBallTalk @Bad2thebonezz It feels like that playoff run used up a decade of good karma, so here we are.

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@MarkZuckerman Mark, here's a freebie: "Blake, Vivas is now 6/49 with RISP. What was the reason to bunt the runner into scoring position for Vivas? Did you see something today that make you think the outcome would be different?"

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@NickAlberici @klwoodjr Yeah man people need to stop putting out those objective statistics that show it is number 1 in a whole range of offensive metrics

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@klwoodjr Because there aren't that many guys who do that who field as well.

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@allie__voss To anyone reading this: no, the problem with inflation is not that the 1970 Bank Secrecy Act is obsolete. Just amend the law. This sounds like everyone took turns saying why inflation is bad and all the good ideas were taken before it was your turn to speak. Goodness.

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@babybird_1 @Nationals They won't say it, but: tomorrow night, part of a day/night doubleheader

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@LONTDC1 @K_Williamsmedia @MarkZuckerman It's Mase!! Open the schools (and bring back Fantasy).