Guy standing behind his locked screen door: you're obviously an assassin man. Look at you
Me: (dagger in my belt almost completely uncovered by my cloak) I'm here to fix your water heater
“I need a bangmaid, Jerry!”
“A bangmaid?”
“That’s right, I need someone to cook for me and clean and have sex with me!”
“You mean a wife?”
“No. A bangmaid”