Allan Burrows

Stop snooping, it's not that serious.

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

@shouq_al90149 It stands for GOOD. Every GOOD boy deserves fudge. Hope this helps.

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

@MediaSOI Maybe if you didn't waste all that money on popcorn 🍿😞

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

@celtic_jaime N°6

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

@JimmyWatt19 Oh and that knob McCarthy lets it be known in later episodes how much he hates us so I wouldn't really listen to what the prick has to say

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I remember filming this scene like it was yesterday. Martin couldn’t look at me again after I said “Big Boy Shit” 😂

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Ant and Dec hailed for ‘finest moment of TV ever’ as they 'break character' by firmly shutting down live explosive row.

David Haye was shut down live on air by Ant and Dec during the I'm A Celebrity... South Africa final, as the ITV show descended into chaos during a reunion.

[Rimsha Bhardwaj @heyrimsha]

Google saved every photo you ever took, even the ones you deleted.

Screenshots of your bank account. Passport photos. Tax documents. Photos you thought were gone forever.

Go to https://t.co/SJeQg939d4 right now.

You'll find "permanently deleted" files still sitting on their servers.

Here's how to find them and actually destroy them:

[Hasan Toor @hasantoxr]

Google has a recording of every search you've ever made.

Every place you've ever been. Every YouTube video you've ever watched.

Go to https://t.co/SsI3dVLQDL right now.

You'll find searches from 2015. Voice recordings. GPS coordinates.

All stored. All linked to your name.

Here's how to see it and delete it:

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

🤣🤣 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you followed me?
🤣

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

How to cut boards when they meet at a corner

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

@BallysBoots Spandau Ballet

[Healing Tai Chi @GymBr_o]

Our top must-know DIY tips

[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

This is absolutely brilliant 👏👏👏
Passengers on a flight captured the #Artemis rocket launch on camera through the plane window 👊👊👍👍🚀🚀
Imagine seeing that from up there, unreal 😳👌

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

"It's just a prank".

The prank:

[Trump Girl @TrumpGirlLove]

What a great idea! 🔥

[Knowledge Nest @learnings01]

Useful information.

[The Brain Box2.0 @_Brainboxx]

This is how to properly fold clothes

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Bro didn’t even flinch 😂�

[Allan Burrows @burrowshead]

@NUFC Are nee interviews either. Straight to Arsenal 😂