Burtlebees

snarkophant, cyniphile, Promethean

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Hello Lady!

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@SoundMoneyG In the 90s

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@johnnyjmils Aw poor Russians can't stop themselves bombing civilians and can't understand why Europe hates them. 😏

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@KatieMiller Oh, he isn't in prison yet?

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@Russia_X1 it's a trap

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@WDequid bet those motherfuckers locked up all the time

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@MandyKnowsDC Wait - call the carryout?😬

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@rachelholtmusic wtf are you?

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@KatieMiller Chinese baby monitors:

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@IlirAliu_ I've been looking for a giant bag of iron balls. Where can I buy these?

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@EricSpracklen That's a significant upgrade in the ambiance for Bradenton Beach.

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@DutchRojas I can tell you you will be free to do so here in the land of liberty.

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@GBNT1952 Russian agent like Tulsi.

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@GabeZZOZZ All of which are sock puppets, like you.

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@PoisonDeathShot aging in place

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@KhandiCoat Cameraman's not working hard enough to get the money shot here. I can't tell if it's Martha Stewart or Candice Bergen taking it in the face.

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@askaya no one does...

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@askaya

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@MandyKnowsDC Where do you recommend instead?

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@BryceMLipscomb @NATO