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I am not proof the system works, I am the exception to the rule. If I was, success would be the norm.

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

You ever wake up at 31 and realize you shoulda gone chasing pipeline at 18 instead of dragons?

Yeah me too…

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

I know they taste good but, don’t eat the melatonin gummies before work, don’t eat the melatonin gummies before work, DO NOT eat the melatonin gummies before work! On the other hand it wouldn’t be my worst idea 🤷‍♂️

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

@AnizAlani @hahnscratch @LauraJoy70 @UCBerkeley I ain’t got much but I would figure out a way to spare so funds for that as well!

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

Most people don't know that the AR-15 is actually fifteen Assault Rifles glued together.

That's why it's so deadly.

[FOX 12 Oregon @fox12oregon]

Michael Myers wanted by Georgia sheriff’s office on Friday the 13th https://t.co/IG7CaGL5u6

[DanceSafe @DanceSafe]

Yall, almost all of the "Adderall" we see from people who bought it online or from a plug just contains meth. If it's not from a script, it ain't legit. People are out there wondering why they've been up for 24 hours rearranging their closet.

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

Fucking help your friends get sober

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

And how did I find myself in the middle of a murder investigation? I shouldn’t have woke up early today…

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

Oh good it’s an overdose

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

How you going to text me 45 min after the pharmacies new closing time telling me my prescription is ready?

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

@clairezagorski It would require less buttons to be made

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

@clairezagorski Counselor is more inclusive. My job title is ‘Residential Counselor’ yet I don’t engage in the therapy side of things. More natural conversations randomly through out a clients stay and taking clients to meetings and events.

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

Sitting in the waiting room of the doctors office I hear the receptionist helping the person at the desk ‘looks like it will be a $45 copay’ and all I have to say is THANK GOD for collective bargaining!

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

‘I can tell when I woman is into me’ says the guy who just told me ‘I’m pretty sure she likes me’ by the waitress that literally just asked him ‘why are you so weird’

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

@radicalrenter Ominous

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

@thatpowellgirl Dude I got out of prison 02/25/2020 which is supposed to be like a super rad time, but it turns out the whole world just would straight up not have a good time for the rest of eternity instead

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

If you talk on the phone using speaker phone in a restaurant just know I hope you lose your phone

[🔥 Post Alone 🔥 @buryingluck]

The rehab tea-mails is like correspondence big brother only everyone is a felon.