Busch

Skadoosh.

[Joe @BillyWheeler]

This is too real.

[Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_]

WIFE (pulling up my browser history): i need you to explain something
ME: *gulps* uh oh
WIFE (points at my google search for "cry orbs with layers"): how the hell do you forget the word "onion"

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

BREAKING: EPA shortens list of endangered species to charismatic megafauna that are also corporate or institutional mascots.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

if you use your index finger to do literally anything on your phone you are over age 50.

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

Climate scientist gets boner looking at 2017 data. Says its’ the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Last minute costume idea: put on a trash bag and go as 2017.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

you know Ben is right

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

I’m white but not peanut & gluten free range vegetarian wielding an epi-pen while trick or treating as Mother Earth at Whole Foods white.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I sent my wife a text.

Her typing bubble popped up for 10 minutes.

All she sent me was "K."

I'm as good as dead.

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

Plastic number 2 outraged education institutions still insisting on “separate but equal.”

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

Middle aged white woman smiles smugly for remembering her reusable bag for the first time this month.

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

Goldman Sachs condemns Patagonia for trying to put a positive spin on capitalism.

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

Giant floating mass of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ discovered in Pacific Ocean

[Mr. Environmentalist @EnviroN3ws]

Brown Bear says climate fame changed Polar Bear

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

DARTH VADER: I am your father

LUKE: I’m not sure I believe you

DARTH VADER: hi not sure I believe you, I’m Darth Vader

*they hug*

[Busch @buschlite91]

@The_G_Genie Tax them what? You're lacking key details mayne.

[Busch @buschlite91]

@realJayKelner Push through! It's worth it!