Modelo fan account

[carter @cartbog]

watching a cat video and it autoscrolls to an angle of 9/11 not even the 3 letter agencies have seen

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

They warn you against it because it rules so much it’s impossible to quit. Once you learn you can get drunk without surrounding yourself with drunks it’s like Neo seeing the Matrix

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

"Embrace world peace, not because we are enlightened, but because war has become too gay"

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

It's scary how every girl's destiny is shaped by the behavior of her father. They never move on.

[felicia ☆｡･:*･ﾟ @L1LPEACH]

i'm an aries ofc i play with fire :3

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i’ve been having the type of summer you never talk about ever again for the rest your life!

[jota @ggoosebummps]

mulheres são tipo: eu te amo muito vc é o amor da minha vida mas eu n consigo mudar vou permanecer no erro ent adeus

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Everybody had me so fucked up this year I’ll never forget this shit

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

Real yearners stay no contact forever btw.

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[❤️ @aryan_miracle]

Affirm:
I am Aryan
I can eat sweet treats all day with no negative repercussions
I can quit my job whenever I want
My looksmatch is remaining pure for me

[C2 @slimeyasfuc]

I gotta get over this hoe

[Mervin @holeliker]

im choped. i have no motion. i have no game. im gay and retarded and i can’t ball.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this: you are a bad person for wanting human connection

[felicia ☆｡･:*･ﾟ @L1LPEACH]

manic pixie stay-at-home girlfriend

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[marl @heartwrrm]

it’s your god given right to half ass your job. show up high. listen to music while you work. go to the bathroom to go on your phone. do as little work as possible