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when covid came w warning, the US didn’t have enough masks, PPE, or tests. when the peaceful protests came, they were ready with tear gas, rubber bullets, flash guns, and tacticle gear for cops in multiple cities. it really shows where the priorities in this country are.
Goodbye to my favorite place in the world. Thank you guys for inviting me each year to have a few days away from the chaos of my every day life.
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“Ye is the way of the dab. For I am thy lord and consumer of poison. Worry not for I shall resurrect again. Do not be tempted by the mistress of ivy for she is not down with the dab. Amen” - Zeno Jesus, probably.… https://t.co/mmZoW6yz96
The unedited magical photoshoot by theartistdraco entitled "Lets take pictures outside/Wtf is wrong with my plants?/What's that smell?/actually I hate being outside, there's too many bugs. Let's leave/Good thing too… https://t.co/OKZ1B7aIab
To the most important man in my life :
Thank you for the snuggles each night, presents each morning, and the motivation to keep going each day. This has been the hardest year of my life, my world was turned… https://t.co/McuwxBN1Ru