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i’ve been called a 90 year old black man multiple times. i am none of those things.

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@chosen_time Need to go to the city STAT when the time comes

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@chosen_time I’m coming unglued. DC has proven a source of critical pint infusion

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@eathedocument https://t.co/DOBrNYGbB8
Up mayo!!

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@mr_dudeguy @wilding_gyres All the funerals I’ve been at have been closed casket at the mass, whether or not it was open or closed at the wake. Is it a Christian (ie non-Catholic) thing to expect an open casket at the service?

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@alexandriaarn16 @dfwtee_ lol

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@theoceanblooms @adsfig5 https://t.co/d2XX2lupkJ

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@chosen_time @caesardemos If you had said Preston or Dave I would’ve disowned you

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Everyone ragging on their dads for not showing them classic movies……some of you didn’t spend your post-curriculum-mandated-Outsiders-reading spring break watching low quality rips of Paul Newman, James Dean, & Marlon Brando movies

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@levered_cd_arb @FionaSmall https://t.co/JeyKrjEhYf it’s of course still a pretty niche thing but funny that it has a presence at all

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@FionaSmall Irish road bowling is a big thing all around wv lol there’s lore that it comes from Irish union soldiers who couldn’t be arsed to haul around their kits so would just bowl them down the road

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@chosen_time @JohnGrimm215 There’s one in Elkins

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@JohnGrimm215 @chosen_time I think the ny-fl pipeline is throwing things off lol

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@JohnGrimm215 @chosen_time Did it again this morning & got the same cities in FL plus another one in the exact same area

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@chosen_time what the hell am EYE doing???

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@nanakopoupee fyi document records releases compilation albums of old (mostly pre-wwii) artists. Those were probably singles released on 78s in her time. Highly, highly recommend digging through document’s catalog!!

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@SenatorLuma @ActualNames1 I don’t find Stuyvesant Fish all that strange. Just a glimpse at how Hudson valley my mind is

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I think I’m starting become one of those people who’s afraid to sleep bc I think some unknown abnormality in my body is going to cause me to die while asleep :/

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@chosen_time lol I like this one
https://t.co/rnPqWpGuuO

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@chosen_time thoughts on that mánran album? I was not totally enthused (although I only listened part way through once lol)