@dish thank you for lying to my mother and getting her to switch from @DIRECTV to you guys so now we’re unable to watch our favorite sports team together 👍
Imagine not being able to enjoy copious amounts of dairy as an adult
I couldn’t fathom being so unevolved
Now, I’ll be going back to finish my block of Parmesan Sarvecchio
@karbonbased@krakenfx I just think it’s funny how they’ve just been straight up lying about them. Every day they’re like “oh yea don’t worry we’re just finishing sending out the last ones” 😅