Dr. Butthurt

Certified Butthurt Coach™️ I diagnose and treat butthurtia AND butthurtitis like few can! Leader of Orange Frog Cult/OFC🙇🍊🐸

[Dr. Butthurt @butthurtphd]

@darwintojesus Why anyone follows D2J I’ll never know; he is SO unconvincing. Unless making simple concepts overly complicated is a form of genius 😂 He’s JUST smart enough to grift 78k people on the internet. Go figure! 🤣 I think he just likes to have a Jesus pfp and sound like a “prophet.”

[Dr. Butthurt @butthurtphd]

@darwintojesus Maybe she considers her own personal freedom to be more important than your hurt feelings. #Butthurt

[Purple People @PurplePeople]

@darwintojesus “Problematic” is a Leftist term.

[Darwin to Jesus @darwintojesus]

https://t.co/rxuijkgPSC

[Purple People @PurplePeople]

I love you.

[luna13 🌕 @l_u_n_a13]

@EverydayCatho @MentallyNathan @rileymflaherty I’m pretty sure that’s quite accurate of fundamentalists think of hell

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

@tilfordkage It's so cool that you know all about me and what I know and where I came from.

I'd tell you all about it, buddy, but it would spoil the book.

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

@ridgelinepath Satan is the hero of that book.

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

All of you stupid sadomasochists can’t read.

What about Hitler what about murderers and rapists and blah blah blah.

Here’s a newsflash: most people aren’t rapists or murderers or Hitler.

I’m taking about your mild mannered next door neighbor or coworker who lives a quiet and productive life, dies faithless, and gets set on fire forever, right alongside the rapists and murderers.

That fair?

You people need to reduce your exposure to lead and other heavy metals.

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

@diceknobs What does the valley of Hinnom mean to you, since you think I know jack shit. What was the word Jesus used for Hell? How does that fit into his Jewish apocalyptic context?

You know. Since I’m in the dark here.

DIP$HIT.

[Zak Attack the Manic Mechanic @Zak_in_Oregon]

@MentallyNathan The whole thing is ridiculous, but if I were to argue in favor of it I would probably bring up the fact that some people are into BDSM and they enjoy getting tortured. Like I said, it's all ridiculous but to some sick individuals this could be an ideal scenario perhaps. 🤔

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

explain why anyone should worship and love a god who would do this to most of the human race. explain it like I’m 5.

[Dr. Butthurt @butthurtphd]

@Darth_Pingu We can understand why the Canadian perspective grows more DOOMish.

[Dr. Butthurt @butthurtphd]

@amazingmap People have complained about Texas during disasters in relation to this. Apparently they go down easy and can take a while to get going. Anyone remember these incidents?

[AAWSNAP @AAWSNAP1947]

UFO HISTORY SPACE AFTER... UM SPACE https://t.co/tySIxYOFoh

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

when I was a literal 6 day creationist I was something close to a complete idiot.

[Dr. Butthurt @butthurtphd]

Mark Twain never said or wrote this. It’s an internet invention that appeared around 2012, more than a century after his death. Fact-checkers nor the Mark Twain House & Museum found it in his books, letters, speeches, or notebooks. It sounds Twain-like, but the quote isn’t his.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

That's darn near biblical, Huck.

[Purple People @PurplePeople]

@Todd_Spence I remember when this happened and it is true that he was butthurt when he should have let it slide. He could have made a project out of it. He showed his age. Tom Green is still a legend either way. He laid the groundwork for shenanigans worldwide @butthurtphd @tomgreenlive

[UAPurple @UAPurple]

Grusch is an autistic, ADHD, neurodiverse LEGEND!

Mad?

😎

[The_Bene_Gesserit @BeneGesseritWay]

In all fairness, we women should get to decide what’s done with Mitch McConnell’s body.