Buttons Duckman

Anarcho-Prophet of Christ. Non-binary man; any/all pronuns. I used to carry around a wooden duck sometimes, now I don't.

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Imagine you had a dog. You had to shave half if it, laterally, permanently. Such as, shave the front or back half, shave the top or bottom half, a Two-Face type job, or maybe something diagonal at a weird angle. The dog is absolutely stoked about this. How do you shave your dog?

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@CocchiDeer I want to feed deer string cheese.

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@spellgage He's clearly just a guy trying his best to figure things out while pointing people towards Christ. I find it hard to blame 2000 years of theology on him. Constantine though...

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@spellgage He does have some point: Paul said the state only punished evildoers, but was himself punished by government. So, either he is incorrect or a liar and both are proof that epistles cannot be expected to wholly contain truth. That said, I like Paul...

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@CrustPunk161 [Youth pastor voice] "I know another guy frequently depicted as a skinny naked twink..."

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@RockLeeSmile Nintendo when they hear this:

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@The_J_Breeding It's time to break out Catan and teach the child the value of sheep.

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@LouisWainBot

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@FinchOWar Seeing the words "the sin of empathy" being unironically used on here by people who claimed to follow Christ makes me so very angry, And so very sad.

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@AnarchoLuke It does seem like we're just a degree or two of separation away from the kinds of misunderstanding you see in people who see Scarface or Fight Club as entirely aspirational.

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@spellgage Google Streetview, aside from allowing for the advent of Geoguessr, also inadvertently made the most comprehensive interactive travel magazine replacement.

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@teamveganfta I wish y'all wouldn't use AI.

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@onionweigher A false trickle, pseudo-truckle, 3 Babybels in a truckle coat.

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@josiahwsutton I like the pa-rum-pum-pum pum. Easily clears Jingle Bells for me.

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@Feldfrog If Sisyphus was a dung beetle he'd have had that whole rolling thing settled in a day.

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@deershouldnt A possible revision for a later repost: Ungulate for "Uplink," the name of the Half-Life demo.

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@IFFFMEISTER I've received notifications when a post I gave a like received a community note. I agree with the sentiment however. Like, printed corrections to news articles rarely get as many eyes as the initial misinformation.

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@AllNaz1s The book of love comes wrapped in plastic, packaged with a Playstation demo disk.

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@DudespostingWs What purpose does, "that has snow on it" serve in the sentence you wrote? The video does nothing to illustrate snow's effect on thin ice, like, he didn't seem less aware he was walking on thin ice.

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@equine__dentist @NombersAndShaep That's how I know you've never seen a triangle out of its work uniform.