in the marketplace, homunculus hiding in my satchel, peeps out, looks around. it squeaks ‘MYTHIC FAPS’ right as a nearby dwarf cleric bends over to pick up her shield. i instantly swing my satchel into the sharp corner of the nearest stone wall, not stopping until it goes red
the uk when it genuinely bans porn and i get withdrawals so i pay my porn dealer all of my life savings to smuggle porn through the border on a USB stick but he gets caught but the porn is so advanced and incomprehensible they dont realize its porn and they let it through
BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country.
Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison.
The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption.
That means:
• Every image scanned
• Every message inspected
• Every video analyzed
All directly on your phone.
Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data.
Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes.
In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach.
Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device.
Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.
I sometimes think about how many clueless brown parents there are in the world who have no idea their children are speaking English in Discord servers and are obsessed with white nationalism and anime girls
*makes valid point*
nerd in the replies: hey man, why did you have to go and say the r word? not cool, man. youre like level 1 woke. i agreed with you but i cant updoot your post now :/
apologies for the erratic health issues and continual exhaustion i’ve been suffering from over the past few months my friends… i deep-cleaned my closet for the first time since january and found this had somehow grown all over the wall behind my storage cubes
@lordlackland@Weatherwalks@marygaitspill thats all fair i just wanted to make sure you knew to be mindful, ive been chased and bitten by one too many untrained dogs so i just tend to assume theyll be aggressive atp
@lordlackland@Weatherwalks@marygaitspill sitting her outside (leashed) is fine but if shes barking incessantly, or if you bring her inside where people with allergies might be, or those scared of dogs, then thats just plain disrespectful
More people need to realize that if you're in the military, no matter your role,you are contributing to thousands of deaths. Feeding a killer and rapist makes you no different from a killer or a rapist, period.
you have to have an immense amount of privilege to be trans. the time & privilege required to sit around pondering your gender identity…. very western! not a marginalized group whatsoever