Hobbes

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

[Just Jeremiah @BYGH]

Despite the name, mermaids make terrible house cleaners.

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

When the tables turn on you, just sit in a different chair.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

I see why people don't like to look at the big picture.

[Just Jeremiah @BYGH]

I pay bills like there's no tomorrow.

[Moiraswig @MoiraInMpls]

Never be condescending. (That's when you talk down to people)

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

I'm artsy which means I'm bad at everything

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

Let's hope bumbling on without a clue is important.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

People wonder why cats are solitary.

[Just Jeremiah @BYGH]

Waiting until I'm much older to commit a crime worth a life sentence to really get the best deal on it .

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

All we have is one "fact" you made up.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

[Just Jeremiah @BYGH]

I doubt they'll accept my application to join the optimist club.

[Just Jeremiah @BYGH]

Once upon a time, long story short, the end.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

I think most hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

Wow. 100% of the daily allowance of caffeine.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

The best presents don't come in boxes.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

[Hobbes @BWHobbes]

I don't know if I can tolerate that much tolerance.