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@PoliceDogTrials Who won??!

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@PSOSDogs Spectators without cars sadly, they’ve run out of parking already 😢

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@DC_PoliceDogs The next failed TPD right there 👍

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@ApeseyApril @PDRoost_PDZero_ About par for the course unfortunately 😢

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@PDRoost_PDZero_ Very brave or very stupid kicking Zero!

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@PDRoost_PDZero_ 🤣🤣

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@PDRoost_PDZero_ Happy munching Zero!

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@DC_PoliceDogs Well who’d have guessed that wouldn’t work out 🤔

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@TheRoyalGrift @StateDept @SecRubio You’re stuck with him, we don’t want him back!

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@PDRoost_PDZero_ Zero says “you never let me off lead to say hi to everyone” 😇🤔

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@CotswoldLadyB Day 1 of police training, “you can’t stereotype, but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck!”

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The greatest honour and privilege of my life to be able to take this portrait of HM Queen Elizabeth II’s beloved corgis 🥰

[Sarah Ferguson (Fergie) @sarahMFergie15]

Today marks three years since the passing of HM Queen Elizabeth II. Forever loved, deeply missed, and never forgotten. Not a day passes without remembering Her Majesty’s warmth and kindness. Caring for her beloved corgis is an honour and a daily reminder of our times together.

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@TomGaymor @NPC14 @Brick_Cop That’s just it Tom, they aren’t leaders anymore. Most would struggle to be low level managers in a commercial environment!

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@WYP_HBrear Ma’am, the core of the problem is kit being sourced by civilians and non operational officers that have no idea about operational requirements. You only have to look at the civilian fleet manager that bought Volvos for RPU that couldn’t be used for tactical contact!

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@CotswoldLadyB @oatly @JanePlanUK Here’s the fabulous Porsche I bought from @JanePlanUK

[Countess Bathurst @CotswoldLadyB]

Today’s offering from @JanePlanUK

‘Rich beef and mushroom stroganoff’ with a ‘side of basmati and wild rice’.

Photo 1 - the advert
Photo 2 - the reality.

I can confirm there is precisely one piece of beef (it’s that lump in the middle, which frankly looks like something one of my dogs deposits on the lawn at any given time of day) and precisely zero - I repeat that - ZERO mushrooms. It’s just more gloop. And brown, dry, tired rice.

My disappointment in the Jane Plan promise remains absolute.

I genuinely don’t want to eat this awfulness, but I’m tied into an 8 month contract which, in order to get released, they will charge me approx £240. Despite my complaints it’s revolting.

I’m an idiot for falling for it.

I shall continue to regale you with the @JanePlanUK promise versus reality until someone over there wakes up and cancels my account.

It’s the only way I can rebel from such inflexibility.

Do free to share, so others can be advised and from there make their own decisions.

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@CotswoldLadyB @JanePlanUK I wouldn’t give that to somebody else’s dog!

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@WarksPoliceDogs Go Jinx!

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@GRodinvests @IronShard They didn’t know pub menus needed prices or that people would fill their boots at a self service carvery 🤣