mt.byers

mt. byers (aka nathan shamblin)
local wine mom

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oh no don't mind me i'm just enjoying a glass of cold milk

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waiting for justin bieber and michael buble to make a collab so we can have the bube's and the bieb's

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

I need a hot dog right now or im gonna freak out

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i may be dumb but who said i had to stop

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@sparkslugg ^^^^above to be read in morgan freeman's voice

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@sparkslugg "...", the lord said in light to moderate contempt. But, clearly, this young person was a gremlin and not a child.

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have been told to be less gay during my trip to honduras ouch

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let's send sexy gift baskets to all the incels. nothing makes me happier than the thought of a neckbeard eating body chocolate alone.

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yeahh michael cera fucks

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@sparkslugg starting a wikihow about how not to send your friend a picture of your dog's RED ROCKET

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@glittryclitoris told me to tweet this: my favorite cream cheese from einstein bros is pap schmear

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tomorrow i'm considered officially vaccinated. guess who's the public health threat now. >:))))

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@sparkslugg i spiritually already knew this

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gr·imp (adjective) whatever fucking species the grinch is. i don't know, i'm not a scientist.

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god is the liquid and i am the cup 🙏🙏🙏

[lexi featherston stan updates @politicalth0t]

microdosing anger by listening to my straight neighbours converse on their deck

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if i die without experiencing the raw vacuum of space consider me disappointed

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i'm gonna spend my tax return to fund a tv show that will help normalize being a sexy ass

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excerpts from @livfoolery's mind palace