Elizabeth Byrd

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@PopcastPod

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can pretend to be your twin brother, get onto the school soccer team, and have the most popular girl start crushing on you while you yourself fall for your hot roommate

[idk anymore @littlespoonking]

Returning online orders is too much of a hassle. I just take my L and go about my day in misery

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

My children asked to travel abroad during a global pandemic. Wanting to be a good parent, I said, "That's ridiculous."

[prance @bocxtop]

sorry i didnt text back all week my body became a vessel for the spirit of academia and for the last 5 days i have existed only to complete assignments and post on discussion boards

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@Ima_fAnne Girl, same here! Also when I type “talk”

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

Me inviting friends to a social gathering

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Whenever I do something that’s not on my to-do list, I feel a little bit cheated, so I write it down and immediately cross it off.

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@BrianKeen01 @Ima_fAnne You should ask her how many she made

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@Ima_fAnne I knew you could do it! I almost said gift of gab!

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@BrianKeen01 This is a phenomenon. People are having more strange dreams lately. https://t.co/ePlLGGTkaO

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@parksandrecnbc @StateFarm @FeedingAmerica @Ima_fAnne

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@Ima_fAnne nope. people still can get to us. Coworker had me on the phone for 45 min.

[erin mallory long @erinmallorylong]

My social anxiety is such that I think strangers are talking about me but also assume my friends have forgotten who I am.

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[Elizabeth Byrd @byrdofafeather]

@erinmallorylong Bread Hawk

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

Whenever I think I’ve wrapped my brain around this, I get hit with a new panic.

This is insanity.