Bob Zasio

Graphics programmer at 343 working on Halo.

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

I #BeatTheBlerch today, which is how I learned that at 100 minutes my treadmill does not wrap around, but instead shuts down. Now it is time to lie down and eat cake! @BeatTheBlerch

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@MontanaMott @__debugbreak @Chilis LIES!!!

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@FuchsDev Is your problem that you’re running out of paint?

[Halo @Halo]

As Pride Month begins, we want to celebrate our community and all our colleagues for being who they are and for their wonderful contributions to the Halo universe. We proudly stand by them, knowing that inclusivity and compassion make our games and our lives the best they can be.

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@Reedbeta Just chug some chips later and call it even.

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@saddestawoo Yeah... my kitties are all under the bed 🥺

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@BelgianRenderer @MontanaMott Don’t forget to sleep and reduce brain register pressure... That sucker’s wicked fast with proper occupancy

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@Reedbeta First!

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@saddestawoo Ahh, the deep sigh that says, “yes, I still love you even though you’re so, so difficult.”

I hear it from my wife a lot.

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@FuchsDev ...in Europe

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@FuchsDev WTF dude? It’s Friday...

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@FuchsDev 5:30... uh huh, sure... but what DAY is it?

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@cryingbaseball @ErikaMoen I’m dating myself, but the first thing that popped into my head was MTV’s Remote Control game show...

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@tom_forsyth What if I got knocked down... but I didn’t get back up again?

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

Man... sometimes @VNV_Nation just really hits the spot...

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@jkuroda Fight? No, but I’ll debate it over a drink at Blake’s

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

@cwgabriel Dog is my copilot.

[Bob Zasio @bzasio]

“A technician will be at your house some time between 8am and midnight.”

Don’t think you could narrow that window down a bit?

[Max Liani @maxliani]

This is gold.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lower Smog Levels Revealing Poorly Rendered Parts Of California https://t.co/d9by8no7KH