𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖘🏒🩸 🍉

chicanery, tomfoolery, and above all, little japes 😌 || pfp by @fruitblush || minors DNI

[𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖘🏒🩸 🍉 @c0rdite]

Find me on b’sky I finally caved and got one because fuck el0n

@/ chuckieregrets

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@ObiwanxKannoli Mind you at that point he has gone to BOTH weddings. Honestly? He may even be retired when this happens.

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@sinieshtanishki @hudconoisseur I’m (very slowly) learning Russian currently so I can’t tell you how happy I am to learn these. I knew about eating the last dick with no salt but these are all just

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@journaling000 @rebbeebe @EW Bro you clearly don’t even like HR or the people in it because you STAY in the replies talking shit about the show, Hudson, and Connor. Like it doesn’t look like you’ve posted anything but hate under random people’s HR threads for like…a month and a half.

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@dykemacklin Yall 😌✨

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@slafkaj This is possibly the funniest hockey post I’ve seen in a minute

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@hockeyjtm I got the rangers and while I didn’t expect to be called unc that definitively by a uquiz, it was not inaccurate I fear. A read and a half.

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Real talk? Dopamine. (So everyone saying joy was actually kinda correct.)

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

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@NHLlnsider67 @ARBERXHEKAJS

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@wolfbiird What’s even more fucked up is when you remember that most of their unsubs are inspired by real criminals

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@rotten_mantou Incredibly relatable lmao

[AnnahHaydee🌹🩺🏒🐠🍁🇺🇸🇨🇦 @HaydeeF14]

People from Hudson’s HS saying what happened in the party: the hate symbol was drawn on him and all other pocs at the same party.

It was a HATE abuse!

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This blew my wig all the way back!!

[dak @CaniacDak]

playing with hart
vs
putting your whole bussi in it

game 4 will decide the age old debate

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@nevermind9116 @AmyLove91172704 @mikaelamagic Brother an osteologist is someone who studies bones/skeletal pathology. You’re thinking of an orthopedist. But either way, I have a feeling the bone expert knows more than you.

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@nevermind9116 @mikaelamagic Hey did you know that most doctors and anthropologists actually can’t tell just from your bones what your sex was? And that most of the time they base their assumptions on the objects and/or societal artifacts a person was buried with? Oh you didn’t?

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@Realistixxo @SeattleKraken So when straight people have kids, is that not them telling people about their sexuality? I mean you’re a medical doctor so presumably you know how babies are made.

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@flyersmafia1975 @redtailsforever @SoulSplash09 @kennyounot_ Girl you’re old enough that they presumably taught you reading comprehension in school. But in case you forgot, I used a literary device called “ellipsis”. The idea is I don’t NEED to say that you have none of these stats, because it’s obvious. Clowny ass…

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@Livyk0620 I love your doggy and tbh this is exactly how I imagine her

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@flyersmafia1975 @redtailsforever @SoulSplash09 @kennyounot_ Oh really what position did you play fam? What was your TOI? +/-? G/A/P?

…That’s what I thought. Meanwhile some folks have played WHILE wearing sequins because we can hold two thoughts in our head at once and aren’t scared of knowing puck AND serving cunt. Fuck outta here…

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@hudconoisseur Oh believe me this show is peak network schlock that made it onto streaming so they can swear and show butts now (I say all of this with utmost affection). But Connor is absolutely putting his whole Connussy into it.