c

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

may you end up with someone who takes you and your birthday seriously

[batman @donthinkofher]

if u like how u look naked and u can read for more than 15 min at a time
Ur doing just fine

[Not Nathan @ParisPhl]

I figured out my problem with hinge, I really do not want to go on a date with a complete stranger

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[c @c4bcx]

@SaveStandard @IsabellaMDeLuca Do 4 PM in Boston and Maine.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

it’s so funny that straight men don’t know how to take good pictures of themselves and the ones that do are evil

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

[c @c4bcx]

@fenwaypark @NoahKahan You have caused me insane amounts of pain.

[c @c4bcx]

@presalecodefind @gxldengem Fenway?

[c @c4bcx]

@fenwaypark please send out the email with the Red Sox Invited Guests Noah Kahan presale code 🙏

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

“are you carrie , miranda , samantha, or charlotte?” baby i’m literally mr. big

[c @c4bcx]

Gillette 🤝🏻 Bon Jovi #Patriots #gillettestadium

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

i think i am the love of everybody’s life

[Xeer @Xeer]

the older i get the more i realize how simple a good life really is. wake up early. lift 3x a week. walk 30 minutes a day. eat real food. drink water. sleep well. read. obsess over something that matters. spend time with loved ones. avoid drama. be grateful. you’ll already be healthier and happier than 95% of people.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Did the Yankees win the World Series?

2025: No
2024: No
2023: No
2022: No
2021: No
2020: No
2019: No
2018: No
2017: No
2016: No
2015: No
2014: No
2013: No
2012: No
2011: No
2010: No