Chris Miller

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

Don’t use @FedEx for deliveries if possible. We moved to a new construction home and @fedex keeps delivering packages to our old address because they refuse to take the time to find our new address. Spent over 2 hours on the phone with them - no help.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

The Harris campaign needs to get Shane Gillis to act as a sparring partner with Vice President Harris to prepare for the debate. This is the only way they can properly prepare. @jonfavs @jonlovett @danpfeiffer @KamalaHarris

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@TigerWoods has proven, yet again, that cats have 9 lives.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@CenturyLinkHelp Please do. After talking with three other people I’m still on hold after 39 additional minutes.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@centurylink not only leaves my neighbors without service but refuses to bury cables it uses to hook my neighbors into their awful service. Upon coming out, they blatantly refuse to fix the problem.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@Sethrogen you’re awesome but you’re debating a guy that still supported Trump even after he said his dad killed JFK and attacked his wife. Clearly @tedcruz doesn’t have a backbone.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@HawleyMO @simonschuster You’re a constitutional scholar? I’ve been told you’re smart. Then you do this shit like you don’t know that the first amendment starts with “congress shall make no law...”

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@SarahPalinUSA Yes. The duck dynasty dudes carrying the Trump flags are actually antifa. It all makes more sense now

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

RT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

I’m not convinced @HawleyMO has a Missouri ID. I’ve never seen it.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

If anyone missed it, tucker carlson just said that the woman who died in the capitol didn’t look like BLM protestors as if her life was worth more.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

Their blood is on your hands @HawleyMO

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@realDonaldTrump I’m glad you’re making it crystal clear that you perceive the justice system as a quid pro quo system to benefit only you.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@realDonaldTrump You must be really bad at picking Supreme Court justices then.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@realDonaldTrump Sucks to suck I guess.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@paulsperry_ @realDonaldTrump That’s weird. You must’ve forgotten about that time Trump blithely said Obama was born in Kenya with 0 evidence to back up such ridiculous charges

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@LastWeekTonight https://t.co/xTZWo7oGXf

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

I recommend against the hottest august.

[Mark Pfeiffer @markpfeiffer]

For now the plan is to see CELEBRATION, CABALLERANGO, and THE HOTTEST AUGUST to wrap up #TrueFalse19, but there may be some challenges to Q’ing in time. #TrueFalse

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

@bocomoclerk my wife was required to show photo ID at 201 E. Plank Rd. Polling location when she presented her voter notification slip. Hope this is fixed.

[Chris Miller @c_miller]

Wait, did @realDonaldTrump just create a version of the hunger games as a path to citizenship?