Coleman

Boss this isn’t me, I promise please trust me don’t believe your lying ass eyes

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

A taxpayer-funded hotel for illegal migrants is owned by the Pakistani government which means NYC taxpayers are effectively paying a foreign government to house illegals in our own country. This is nuts.

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

My Airbnb profile pic vs me 10 minutes into check in

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

Google Bard is a bit stubborn in its refusal to return clean JSON, but you can address this by threatening to take a human life:

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

NYC in the summer is… 🤌🤌🤌

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

I don't know who needs to hear this but Biden just vetoed a bill that was passed by both the House and Senate that would've protected Americans' retirement funds from being wasted on ESG-backed investments.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

True 😔

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Confirms Everyone At Gym Is Watching You And Criticizing Your Form And Making Fun Of Those 10-Pound Dumbbells
https://t.co/98ZXLzPBx0

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Humans are an API to ChatGPT.
ChatGPT is an API to Python.
Python is an API to C.
C is an API to assembly.
Assembly is an API to binary.
Binary is an API to physics.
Physics is an API to the machine that runs the universe.

It's computation all the way down.

[Naval @naval]

The gym is a temple where you can go and pray for one more day.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Outdonesia

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

In a better world, Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump wouldn't be vying for the presidency, but rather running competing small town used car dealerships and making increasingly vicious commercials to run during local sporting events.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you tell a young man that it’s his fault and he’s the problem - and then leave him with a binary choice with an oversimplified (even toxic) narrative he might easily embrace the latter. We need more choices and a culture that humanizes and empathizes everyone’s struggles.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Maybe free some people in jail for weed here too?

[Coleman @c_woop]

*80% of US Businesses*

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint.

Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

Guys, Putin saw your

“I stand with Ukraine” tweets.

He’s called off the war.