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[Jake @jakonian]

This should be illegal

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

This Japanese restaurant logo is simultaneously a Japanese crane and a hand holding chopsticks.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

As we reach the likely end of the Starmer premiership, lets look back on some of the inspiring rhetoric he has used to unite the nation...

[Hero.S @aka_ssy]

@hornbag__ @DisneyPlus Paying for “anytime, anywhere” and getting “lol not there” is peak streaming era nonsense.

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

does it occur to him that we also feel betrayed by him

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Horrifying. This is what happens when people - you know who you are - shamefully demonise all Muslims for the hideous crimes of a small minority.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

As big a change to the constitution as anything Blair proposed. It would undermine parliament being sovereign.

In 1940 it also would have meant Churchill doesn’t become PM.

Tapp is a moron, so I suspect he hasn’t really thought about any of that though.

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Those 5 innocent Muslims stabbed tonight is on Rupert Lowe, Nigel Farage and Elon Musk.

This is what happens when you spread blatant fucking lies about Muslims and their faith.

Make me fucking sick you liars!!

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again because Israel instantly violated the ceasefire and bombed a series of villages in Lebanon. Of course, they did. We will never have peace with an ally like Israel. If we let them, they are very clear that they will drag us into endless wars.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The year is 2029, fuel is £8 a litre, a 1 bedroom flat is £3000 a month rent, the retirement age is none existent, tax is now 60%, you need digital ID just to leave the house, car insurance costs more than your car, a full time job is now 70 hours a week, freddos are £12, England still haven't won a world cup, the DFS sale is still on and they're still doing roadworks on the fucking motorway

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

Asda is going bust... stripped of its assets by Private Equity like BHS and Debenhams were. Now paying rent on assets it used to own... and interest on debts to fund it's own purchase.

When will we ever learn.

[R @Rlufc96]

It’s the World Cup ffs let the lad stay up an hour

[glaze 🌸 playing p3p @rainglazelily]

they grew

[Karl Hansen @karl_fh]

Say what you will about his politics, but there is no denying George Galloway is the greatest orator of his generation.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

Didn’t see this coming! I was name checked by @CountBinface at the Makerfield by-election as he was being interviewed by… LBC.

LBC: Will you hold onto your deposit?

Count Binface: If I do, I’ll invest it in my ‘What Happened to Sangita Myska Fund?’

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The Israeli government is addicted to mass murder

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Iranian foreign minister responds to Ben-Gvir

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

How can anyone still support this Israeli govt when psychopathic monsters like Ben Gvir are ministers in it, advocating genocide in Lebanon? Disgusting.

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

If I had to die on one hill in UK politics it would be that the Binface guy is genuinely sharp and probably adds more to his country’s discourse than most sitting MPs