Chris

Lover of all things Vikings and baseball. Vikings fan. Braves fan. Severe "Getting to the big game and choking" victim.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long"

"My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made"

"I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money"

"I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area"

"So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner"

"I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL"

"I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"

[Skol Cole @SkolSmith]

The Vikings are due for a soul-crushing loss in the NFC Championship, and I think Nolan Teasley is the guy who can get them there.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Chris @caarhus]

@Montreal_Expos "Cancel it?" "I SAID CANCEL IT!"

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

“They’re 74-40. Cancel the season.”

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Wishing a happy weekend to my fellow normies

[Kent Weyrauch @KentWeyrauch]

Minnesota sports fans have a right to be pissed

Our drought is truly an anomaly

[Chris @caarhus]

@DonInman5 @Steveonbaseball A 35-year-old with a 4.41 ERA in the Japanese league will not help.

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

The biggest winner of the draft is this old dog who got his spot on the couch back.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers.

Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.

[Beck @Upper_Beck]

“Calm down, it’s the first inning”
“Don’t overreact to small samples”
“Try to enjoy it”

Buddy I don’t play fantasy baseball for enjoyment it I play because I hate myself

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

No, I would not like to create an account to buy from a vending machine…

[Chris @caarhus]

@stoolpresidente Hello there.

[Chris @caarhus]

@NicholasMMiller Vikings fans will say it's not true. And blame Flores' agent. We have some weird obsession with thinking all these professionals are in love with our franchise.

[Chris @caarhus]

@JLM4CivilRights @IMAO_ Language is decided by culture. You learned it at a certain place and time. 300 years ago, it might have meant something else.

[Chris @caarhus]

@himologly @Ericissaucy @vikingzfanpage It won't be loaded the way it was this year. They're $30 million over the cap. It's gonna be JJ regardless. And a veteran behind him.

[Chris @caarhus]

@scottschlem @BenGoessling Exactly. He's been a game manager. And that might be enough with Seattle's awesome D and running game. But he's not exactly playing like a franchise QB.

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

Quizzing coaches on an all-time unbelievable stat:

No one could guess which current head coach has more rushing yards than Bo Jackson...not even his brother 😂

#NFLFilmsPresents

[Chris @caarhus]

@SullivanCa85319 @Wolves25Champs @BOOSKER414 @JanikEckardt I remember when the Vikings were 14-3 and I was this naive about Sam Darnold. We all were. You'll understand soon.