Carrie-Anne

Author of Manicure, On The Rocks Please!

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

I don’t know if I need endless amounts of sleep, a vacation to some remote location with no cell service or a Harry Potter weekend; but I need it now.

[Anita Baffoni @AnitaBaffoni]

President Biden is sending doctors and nurses to six states, including Rhode Island, to help with the staffing crisis.

They will be sent to Rhode Island Hospital.

Biden will speak about this later this morning.

https://t.co/T1sOoynzhW @wpri12

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

@chouricobombero

[Anita Baffoni @AnitaBaffoni]

NEW: Long awaited news for soon-to-be mothers. Partners are once again allowed at ultrasounds and outpatient appointments, says @womenandinfants.

I'll have more on this at 5:30 p.m. on @wpri12.
https://t.co/Nd5f7yJwmM

[joel solomon @joelwsolomon]

This is the most people that have worn masks in Florida in months.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

To all the health care workers on the front lines of this fight — thank you. You are true heroes.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

as someone who famously lost his campaign for student body president in college, i’d like to suggest donald do what i did: get absolutely fucked up on chili’s margaritas and then don’t go outside for a month

[E! News @enews]

(📷: @holy_schnitt)

[Leana Wen, M.D. @DrLeanaWen]

If @realDonaldTrump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others:

I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I can’t take this mask madness anymore.Either everybody has to wear it or nobody has to wear it. It’s 50/50 in the streets. And wearing them on neck don’t count. Nobody wants to wear mask. Only total dicks aren’t wearing them and they should be thrown in prison for being selfish

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

Are you stressed out? Because I’m stressed out. I’m stressed out. Are you stressed out?

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

Dear @GarrettRScherma - I’m sorry for yelling at you when you toss and turn all night; I know now why. Your side of the bed is like sleeping on two tectonic plates.

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

@GarrettRScherma :”because I have drank this entire bottle of wine and right now I want to buy all of them!! That’s why I’m trying to keep it cool.”

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

My god give me @ChrisHogan_15 #Patriots #UNDRAFTED

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Ugh. True.

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

@brutallyh0nestt That’s why we’ve had a long engagement! To pay for everything ourselves

[Carrie-Anne @cadaigle15]

Sneezing into your mask that you have to wear until well.... the world ends.

This sucks.