cake

vegetarian corndog hoe

[a weirdo @Fat_December]

Look at this fucking cat I saw today. He kept leaning out of his stroller to play with flowers

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself

[best of old hollywood @oldhllywoods]

the star costumes worn by hedy lamarr, lana turner and judy garland featured in “ziegfeld girl” (1941)

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[cake @cade_whitlock]

@nt_willi @bighorsebox Conservatives love to tell themselves endless growth style economies can function without society also progressing

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[angel @angelshit]

Committing to neuroplasticity made me unragebaitable

[misa! @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[jacques @flamencolambada]

about to listen to the new M.I.A. album

[cake @cade_whitlock]

@psychfarming @JayZ0verrat3d Except shitty claims from faulty logic can still be disinformation. Rudimentary bot I see.

[cake @cade_whitlock]

@psychfarming @JayZ0verrat3d Clankers love disinforming

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Today I saw a really bumpiest lime at the grocery store. Just a truly unfortunate fruit.
Later that night around 10:40pm my boyfriend and I were driving past the same store and I suddenly started crying. He looked at me and said, “Is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” I nodded. He turned the car around and we went back and bought the lime.

[Nate @thenatewolf]

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

remember when lisa vanderpump got lady gaga blacked out drunk at pump

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: I wish this circus had never come to me. I wish none of these monkeys were ever mine

GANDALF: so do all who live to manage such circuses and monkeys. but that is not for them to decide. all we have to decide what to do with the monkeys and circuses that are given to us

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Some of you have never done a bump of caviar while wearing false eyelashes and roller skating in the kitchen, wearing silk pajamas, and it shows.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

- light from two directions
- high ceiling
- half open protective wall
- inside blending into outside
- soft surfaces, firm boundaries
- a low zone for gathering
- fractal forest as backdrop
- horizon line running clean

checks every box in A Pattern Language for a psychologically perfect room.